A chaotic witch

Hi! I go by she/they pronouns and you can call me Gremlin. YourLocalChaosGremlin on AO3

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kiwinatorwaffles]

i wish we had spent more time as brothers than as enemies

more fanart for this is about a stuffed bird by @theminecraftbee because this fic lives on my mind rent free

edit: hi guys ive written a fic read it here

[terracottakore]

ive been rereading some chapters from 'this is about a stuffed bird' by @theminecraftbee

[terracottakore]

my obsession with 'this is about a stuffed bird' (by @theminecraftbee) is still going strong 👍

[jestroer]

Mx @theminecraftbee I cant help it im back at this Giant Bird grind

Inspired by This is about a Stuffed Bird by @/theminecraftbee which is SO great if you still didnt read it you really should i think

[redstonebug]

Some random Stuffed Bird doodles from February and March.

(If you haven’t read This Is About A Stuffed Bird you totally should)

[wonderwomanart]

Wonder Woman by Marie-Alix Durand

[awoart114253]

I keep thinking back to that one tweet of Wels comparing Hels to a demon while saying Ex isn't as bad as he is cause they're "redeemable"

makes me think if that would be how Hels views Ex, as in, they aren't a helsmit, they aren't fundamentally made from the insides out to be made of only the worst things in humanity, like Hels is, it's an active choice... meaning they can simply just become much better than he is, because they're capable of being better

but at the same time Ex considers themselves bad to the bone, they're very insistent on fulfilling that role as their own (is it fully?) choice in life and as their whole identity, meanwhile Hels was born into that role with the destiny to fulfill it until the end of his times, without much of a say in it

so I wonder if they would view each other as less bad or less evil than the other, Ex thinks Hels isn't as bad because he's simply following what he was born to fulfill, and Hels doesn't think Ex is as bad because they were driven to that path, not born into it, and therefore can still be saved (redeemed)

[genderless-spiderlily]

Chapters: 16/16 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Mumbo Jumbo & Evil Xisuma Characters: Evil Xisuma, Mumbo Jumbo (Hermitcraft SMP) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, note that the major character death is neither of the listed leads, Science Fiction & Fantasy, (as a very background element), Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Monsters, no beta we die like the entire big eyes crew did apparently, Apocalypse Road Trip, both grian and xisuma are important but not around enough for tags, Body Horror Summary:

In which Mumbo crosses several towns, learns some creative methods of self-defense, fights some monsters, sees things no human is meant to have seen, befriends a stranger, steals multiple cars, has inconvenient moral scruples, grows increasingly terrified of his own culpability in the apocalypse, grows a spine, blows up at least one building, accidentally prevents a murder, and attempts to find his best friend in the futile but ever-burning hope the man’s still alive.

He has to say, he’s so exhausted and terrified that he thinks he might just be mad?

(OR: the one where, after most of humanity turns into a series of terrifying monsters, Mumbo decides he’s going to risk his life on an apocalypse road trip to try to find out if Grian is alive. Things, as you might imagine, devolve from there.)

i am of the humble opinion that everyone who reads hermitcraft fics ought to give this a try at least once. holy shit. its insanely good. i was in shock when i finished it. guys u gotta read it. guys. guys. gu

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[irishshauna]

[marmotini-of-the-world-unite]

Learning this was an intentional genocide changed me.

[fighterkimburgess]

I know most of those following me know this, but just to make it super clear. An Gorta Mór (The Great Hunger/the Great Famine) was a deliberate genocide of the Irish people. There was enough food grown in Ireland to make sure everyone was alive and healthy and survived. Instead it was exported, sent to England and elsewhere for profit while men, women, and children starved in the streets. While the English landlords fucked off and evicted starving families who couldn’t afford rent. While babies were too weak to cry and died at the side of the road.

They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. And we owe so much thanks to the other oppressed peoples, in particular the Choctaw Nation and the Masai, who sent money and grain to us.

Let me repeat that. The Choctaw Nation who had just gone through the Trail of Tears sent us money to try save Irish lives. It’s led to an understanding between Irish people and Native American tribes, most recently when we donated to the Navajo and Hopi fundraisers for COVID-19 relief, because while it may be a different tribe, Irish people will never forget those who helped us and we’ll help back.

The entire population of the island is less than seven million people. We’re still a million less on this island than pre famine. And it’s not that long ago. My grandmother’s grandparents lived through it. We’ve told the stories, it literally changed the DNA of the country. We have a national fear of renting, because so many people were evicted. People joke about Irish people always offering loads of food, but it’s because there’s that cultural memory of not being able to.

They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. We will not let them take our lives, we will not let them take our language. We lost so much, but we will not lose it all.

[saltedweather]

This is why I get so angry when people say “it was the potato famine, it was because of monoculture/microbes.”

Nope. The potatoes were the only thing Irish people were allowed to fucking eat, because as pointed out, the rest of the crops they were growing were for their landlords to ship to England. So when the one “worthless” crop they were allowed to eat rotted in the field, the English crown, empire, landlords, all shrugged and carried on. People starved to death lying next to productive fields.

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

[mastermatoyas]

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

[exuberantocean]

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[1-marigold-1]

Some Xisumavoid design ramble or something, I'm not sane

I came here to show this little thing look at him

Being an admin is so stressful he ages faster guys [he got a hug from Doc after this one]

Also bonus headcannon: Some admins are connected to their servers genetically to make sure no one other than them will mess with the code. So that thing [sorry forgot the word for it] is like- taking a bit of blood from his arm every time he tries to enter server's code! It's not harmful or painful and helps a lot, there only two other hermits who have the permission to enter server's code : Doc and Hypno.

[abandonedniche]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche]

not even an exaggeration