shit that no one ever tells you: sex is a skill. People often seem to have this false idea that, similar to being an artist, you're somehow just innately good or bad at it. But that is definitely not true. Maybe you have some traits that make it easier (or harder!) for you to be good at it, but anyone can get good at it with enough experience and time. (And communication. A lot of it. Like, some people you will just click with and won't need to say much to be on the same page. But for other people, you might have to explain specifically in great detail each step you wanna take and why. And then maybe repeat it a few times because people can also be forgetful.)
all that to say, go grind out some sexperience with your local trans/gay/fag/homo/homie today
#i think this is literally the first piece of fma content i ever came in contact with#i remember seeing this like 2 years before i even watched the show#the humor transcends needing context#fma
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^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well
PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.
“In the spring of 1940, when the Nazis overran France from the north, much of its Jewish population tried to escape the country towards the south. In order to cross the border, they needed visas to Spain and Portugal, and together with a flood of other refugees, tens of thousands of Jews besieged the Portuguese consulate in Bordeaux in a desperate attempt to get that life-saving piece of paper. The Portuguese government forbade its consuls in France to issue visas without prior approval from the Foreign Ministry, but the consul in Bordeaux, Aristides de Sousa Mendes, decided to disregard the order, throwing to the wind a thirty-year diplomatic career. As Nazi tanks were closing in on Bordeaux, Sousa Mendes and his team worked around the clock for ten days and nights, barely stopping to sleep, just issuing visas and stamping pieces of paper. Sousa Mendes issued thousands of visas before collapsing from exhaustion.
The Portuguese government—which had little desire to accept any of these refugees—sent agents to escort the disobedient consul back home, and fired him from the foreign office. Yet officials who cared little for the plight of human beings nevertheless had a deep reverence for documents, and the visas Sousa Mendes issued against orders were respected by French, Spanish and Portuguese bureaucrats alike, spiriting up to 30,000 people out of the Nazi death trap. Sousa Mendes, armed with little more than a rubber stamp, was responsible for the largest rescue operation by a single individual during the Holocaust.”
—Homo Deus: A Brief History of Tomorrow by Yuval Noah Harari
Neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell is living in a secret multimillion-dollar compound in Melbourne’s far north-east “gifted” to him by one of the wealth
this is a real shocker of a story, and you can tell that it's just the tip of an iceberg. I strongly encourage any Australian to read this article in full, because these people are far more connected to wealth and power than I think anyone believed. This is becoming a serious danger. you can bypass the paywall on removepaywall if you need to. There is a lot of money flowing into the pockets of avowed Nazis seeking to start a race war in Australia.
I need Dick being a bitch and deciding to send nudes while Bruce is in a meeting with the justice league. And Dick is there, he is staring at Batman, smiling when he look at his phone and Dick notice the small clench of his jaw, the way Bruce glance at him for not even a second. Dick knows he is getting spanked tonight and he also knows Bruce would fuck him extra hard.
Brudick is good as a ship (hot take among my mutuals I’m sure) but I also think it’s sooo interesting that they were canonically codependent and emotionally incestuous during Dick’s Robin days to the point that it negatively impacts Dick’s adult relationships. It also makes sense if there was sexual grooming but it doesn’t need it to make sense, which I think is fun for Dick to have this embarrassing insecure attachment and inappropriate adolescent crush from the way Bruce raised him, but since Bruce didn’t actually touch him it feels more like he’s the one making it weird and pathetic. My interpretation of canon brudick
Cause I think in Roy’s head Ollie would make love to him and it would be so slow and sweet and affectionate and it would be an affirmation of their relationship and this wonderful thing. Maybe some sadism mixed in because that’s just how Roy is but he’s imagining it as a very sappy affair. And then in actuality Ollie would fuck Roy like. Well. Like an assistant. And Roy would be left sitting on his desk (never happens in a bed. Too intimate) and he’d just have to make sense of that
the way he makes sense of it is of course blaming himself. Asking himself what about him makes him so incapable of even being fucked correctly, why Ollie won’t give him the time of day when sticking his dick in him. There is no answer because if Ollie was really concerned with Roy’s wellbeing then he wouldn’t have done it in the first place but the questions for Roy persist. It has to be him. Because I think that while Roy is a rather self aware person, while I think he has his head on pretty right, his gut underlying assumptions are still to make himself the problem and assume Ollie’s innocence
the classic body builder physique jiménez gives dick is SO funny to me because it makes him look so female love interest coded, complete with unreasonable hour glass figure and booty-out poses
like ok i'm gonna start with a comparison between how he draws dick vs how he draws selina
there's that same!! exaggerated curve at the waist
the rest under the cut bc this is gonna be long—i'm pulling mostly from batman (2016) #137-138 (i've been keeping up with gotham war lmao)
he gives them the same sort of broad shoulders that taper down into a tiny waist
FURTHER, this is technically where dick's pecs are in comparison to selina's curves:
HOWEVER something about the way jiménez draws dick's lats also creates a curve lower down his torso that mimics the shape of selina's tits:
this exaggerated tiny waist is even more striking in comparison to how he draws other male characters
like don't get me wrong, he definitely favors a broad shoulder to slimmer waist sort of build, but never to the extent he goes with dick
take bruce and tim from the same chapters:
their shoulder to waist to hip ration is a lot more equal, they've got much more of an rectangular build, the curve in at the waist/hips is gentle
and i swear jiménez chooses poses to exaggerate dick's tiny waist (not quite booty-out poses but the same sort of vibe)
like????
SIR??????
this sort of twisted side pose to show off the tiny waist is extremely reminiscent of the contorted poses comic artists put female love interests in
take this side by side comparison with a panel from nightwing (1995) #1 (i read it recently so it was on my mind):
there's even!!! the drawn back arm highlighting that inward curve!!
AND THEN
the booty out poses!!!
rip his back honestly
like i'm pretty sure the design choice was actually to emphasize he broad shoulders and show off his nightwing symbol, but imo all it does is makes his waist look tiny
tldr: strong female character dick grayson ig
Ok as thanks for getting to the end, gratuitous batcooch:
the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.
Okay i hope I don't sound crazy but i swear there is a panel of two heroes talking about how they think Bruce fucks Dick and that it would be hot too or something like they don't know how he keeps his hands off him. It might have been Green Arrow but i'm sure who the other person was. Just wondering if you know or remember that panel.
i know ollie talks about how people think heroes fuck their sidekicks and calls dick super hot, and how bruce probably fell in love with dick after seeing his eyes or something along those lines in dc inheritance written by the one and only devin grayson. and then there is a panel from batman black and white where dick gets called bruces boyfriend
Ahhhhh. No I definitely definitely remember something like that I think the other hero was Aquaman?? maybe? I remember his peeved off face about it but I’m also thinking that it’s not specifically about Dick so I might be thinking of something different. Hm. You’re definitely on to something anon
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