updates somedays

born on a mountain, raised in a cave, truckin' is all I crave

[st-pam]

[gleennui]

C'mon, Employment Jelly, work your pectin magic!

[wehavetoburnitdown]

following through on a comment on bsky that I’d have to find this image on tumblr for it to work because it says “reblog” in it

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[wannabehockeygf]

Please bro

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[kosmogrl]

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[conan-doyles-carnations]

Love being brutally called out by the British Library

[endearingsalt]

Oh my gosh I went here a few days ago do you guys want to see the whole sign

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

[fandomsandfeminism]

I’m “all ten people who think they’ve got the most niche interest in the whole building”

[earhartsease]

okay huge shoutout to our not jewish belovèd who was messaging someone jewish and wrote "RIP me" but then changed it to "may my memory be a blessing" - this is genius and we think it needs to catch on

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[isoddtosay]

[iri-desky]

When you get past all the political stuff/heinous crap, there are QUITE some gems on here

[sillyimage]

x

[whatdoesthevixensay]

Hockey can't be real, I think they made it up for fanfic

[businesstiramisu]

#i need everyone to watch this#i saw it this morning on bsky and i am so grateful that someone on tumblr had also posted it#the attention to detail on this is insane#and yet it is also so incredibly true to the spirit of minor league hockey#screaming at 'absolute penalty kill'#amazing. great job to whatever allentown hockey weeb got this greenlit

[official-kircheis]

@shacklesburst

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[staff]

Don’t get stuck doing math on your Dashboard!

Note counts now increment automatically. Have a nice weekend!

[sluglover666]

Hot take, but even if you ARE punching up (instead of punching sideways at a group that is in the same boat as you), there's a limit to what you can say without sounding like a violent facist but woke this time.

Making fun of a group of people that are privileged over you is one thing, but wishing non-cartoonish violence and death on them ("they should fall off a cliff" vs. "they should be wiped out"), wishing sexual violence on them, dehumanising them, claiming that they're less capable of creating art or living meaningful lives, saying that their relationships are inherently shallow and fake - these things are fucked up. I understand venting and saying extreme things when in pain, but when you find yourself regularly posting about wanting certain people tortured and killed, you need to examine that.

When the only thing stopping you from completely dehumanising someone is your own judgement regarding their privilege level relative to yours, you are not a safe person to be around.

[timefortigers]

problem i have is whenever i read write say or hear "sugar baby" my brain is like oh yeah, i know what that is! pretty sure we can reliably derive meaning for this term based on other definitions that precede it in our internal lexicon, like "sugar glider" and "bush baby". we are definitely talking about some kind of small arboreal marsupial with large eyes. it's probably not ethical for this wealthy patron to be keeping one as a pet

[wehavetoburnitdown]

disappointing that it turns out to just be a mediocre candy

[eilooxara]