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They/Them Not Straight, not cis, done with your bullshit./ Lesbian /FU-CKING IN-CON-SIS-TANT/my S.O.: @sword-of-saph

[empiressmp]

I'm slightly obsessed with piglin!techno rn ok imagine Tommy has spent way too much gold in the nether and desperately just wants pearls but rng hates him or something and he goes to Techno and is like "techno! You're a piglin! Can you tell this piglin I want pearls?" And techno nods sagely and follows him to the nether and the Piglin oinks at him and techno hmm and haas and then turns to Tommy and goes "okay I've done my best however I don't know how to speak piglin because I was orphaned when I was 3."

[sword-of-saph]

With pride month ending in a few days, I want to remind all of my trans and nonbinary babies that your experience and relationship with your gender identity is valid, it is beautiful, and it is valuable.

[heapingcupofcaffeine]

Anyone else worried it will be an unbearably long time before they see their SO again?

[3663479932148-deactivated202602]

so I made some pride froggies and ... 🥺😔🐸

[sword-of-saph]

You ever make such a terrible joke during Cards Against Humanity that God herself vibechecks you and caused a neighborhood power outage

[weirdowithfrogs]

It was funny as hell though

[sword-of-saph]

Parents: I’ve had plenty gay/bi/trans/etc friends/patients/coworkers!

What you think they mean: I’ve been supportive of other people like you in the past so I’ll support you!

What they actually mean: You can’t say I’m homophobic/transphobic because of these people you’ve never met so clearly I can’t be. Also I understand your sexuality/gender better than you do because of those aforementioned people.

[sword-of-saph]

Bonus round: Therapist/Social Worker/Psychologist Parent (Trans Edition)

“Well clearly it says such and such in the DSM 5 so you can’t be trans.”

[sword-of-saph]

“Coming out” is a cishet scam

[loloftheday]

My County Visitors Bureau posted these road signs around the area

[just-shower-thoughts]

Chefs that cook in front of you at a restaurant are the lap dancers of the fine dining industry

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It’s true but you shouldn’t say it.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

That take is so hot it’s like it came off a hibachi grill

[r4cs0]

I guess “sandwich artist” had a hidden meaning all along

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I JUST JOINED THIS GROUP ON FACEBOOK

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This group is amazing

[compassionvi]

Here's the questions you need to answer to join and an excerpt from the rules

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[robochai]

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[caroldanversenthusiast]

EVERYONE needs to watch this video of MJ Rodriguez and Indya Moore explaining why cis-gender actors shouldn’t play transgender characters.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what’s your favorite whimsical trait of humanity’s?

[logicallyprincely]

wanting to preserve things for future civilizations.  i get emotional over cave paintings for exactly that reason: because these are people, tired and hungry and thirsty and scared people, reaching over thousands of years, grabbing for our attention because “look, i saw this, i was here, don’t forget me”.  they knew that there would be a future, and they wanted to be a part of that… sorry i have to go cry now

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:

[theguardianoflasttuesday]

It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids.  It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I don’t do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didn’t even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitI’msodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-

[spunkywench]

I can’t believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60′s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

When I try to make a meme about watching the gay ass homoerotic fight scene from Star Trek but all people wanna do is psychoanalyze me, and also I burned the pot roast cause I was distracted by an argument with my husband

[cniska]

Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20

[probablybadrpgideas]

We all love throwing our Halfing/Gnome friends in a fast-ball special, but using Enlarge/Reduce would let you throw all your friends! I’m sure hurling the Raging Dragonborn Barbarian into the Pitfiends face can only end well.

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Happy TDOV! You may be locked up in your houses...... but I can still see you...

[januceit]

this is you

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

this is me