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Oh, the neon letters are fun. Just wish you could scale their size. As you can see, I'm taking this game very seriously. :'D

I still love how Hancock just walked into the frame and positioned himself under "Nick Valentine simps". 😭

#its me #im nick valentine simps

themishening

walked in on something here

Nicky likes to watch da fishy

#nick valentine #fallout 4 #weirdsynth #synth detective #fo4 nick valentine #fo4 companions #modded fallout

furiouskettle

…..fallout brainrot has resulted in a new oc.

He’s been interested in fashion since prewar, but never pursued it since it wasn’t particularly Manly. Then the whole Apocalypse thing happened and he had other things to worry about. And then he became a ghoul. And then, a couple decades after, he realised that nobody’s stopping from just…. making clothes.

It’s never too late to follow your dreams!

thestraycat

"Cooper is disgusting and is around 300 you can't ship him cause he's a ghoul"

HONEY, wait til you see the other ghouls we wanna fuck. Wait till you see the Gob fuckers. Look at Gob, look at how his flesh is falling off

LOOK at Harland, look at Hancock

Serious, get used to people wanting to fuck ghouls here

#honestly I like the vault tec rep

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A creature designed to be “cute”, created by a god that does not fully understand what “cute” looks like to humans.

caramelshrimp

libraryspectre

…….it worked……excellent job…….thank you for spider……

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Ho-Oh -- AKIRA EGAWA

commodorecliche

GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WEDDING CAKE TOPPER I JUST BOUGHT

commodorecliche

DID I EVER UPDATE Y'ALL WITH THE OFFICIAL PICS OF THIS ON OUR CAKE?

commodorecliche

AND YOU ARE CORRECT

greek-orthodox-priest

went to miami to recover father sotirios. and made some new friends.

these animals... they are wise. I recruited them to avenge my dear brother. I was then escorted out of the sea world.

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Better than the 1596 Marseille dolphin exorcism I suppose.

maxkowski

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In 1596 dolphins were infesting the port of Marseille. Back in those days, y’see, dolphins didn’t have the cuddly image they enjoy today. They were pests and were causing damage.

So the cardinal of Avignon sent the bishop of Cavaillon to do something about them. In front of a huge crowd, the bishop sprinkled some holy water into the waters of the port and told the dolphins to begone. Whereupon the dolphins indeed turned tail in terror and fled, and were never seen again.

Still not as dramatic as Saint Bernard excommunicating the flies though.

melononthefloor

What happened to the flies?

a-book-of-creatures

Saint Bernard of Clairvaux built a monastery in 1124, but it was plagued by flies. So the good saint promptly excommunicated them. By the next day the flied had died in such quantities that they had to be shoveled out.

Still not as nutty as the Basel rooster trial though.

fatefulfindings

*everyone in unison* um what rooster trial?

a-book-of-creatures

In 1474, a rooster in Basel did the heinous and unspeakable act of laying an egg. As everyone knows, an egg laid by a rooster will hatch into a basilisk (or cockatrice).

So to avoid the creation of a cockatrice (or basilisk), the rooster was tried, found guilty, and burned at the stake along with its egg. A huge crowd was present.

The “rooster” in this case was likely a hen that had developed male characteristics (it happens).

Still not as properly legal as the Savigny pig trial though.

bonnettbee

Ok, clearly you want an excuse to talk about the pig thing, and I now DESPERATELY want to hear about the pig thing, so PLEASE tell us about the Pig Thing.

a-book-of-creatures

In 1457 a sow killed Jehan Martin, a five-year-old boy in Savigny. For that crime she was put on trial and judged guilty, and sentenced to be hanged from a tree.

Her piglets, however, were judged to have been innocent of the murder, and so were returned to the owner, with the caveat that he had to surrender them to the law if they were later found to have eaten any of the boy.

Not to be confused with a whole bunch of other, similar porcine trials.

I won’t mention the 1454 excommunication of eels in Lake Geneva then.

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the seaquarium of miami banned me from visiting for life if anyone even cares.

necromancelena

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

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omnybus

She makes a mean whisker sour

peachypupp

Does she have anything non alcoholic?

omnybus

Just putting all these pics together in one post

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And, because this series wasn't cheesy enough:

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Okay, but would y'all hire rats? Or do they not get along with mice?

omnybus

Jim Rat's specialty is ratwurst

omnybus

I posted this by itself already but might as well share it here.

A special romantic Hanukkah pic starring Hera and Muriel of the Squeakeasy crew (yeah I haven't mentioned it before but I've named the mouse lady Muriel). After a hectic holiday season, this lovely lesbian couple deserve some passionate private time.

I'm not Jewish myself, but if any of my followers are, Chag sameach!

And a special thank-you to @anarcho-skamunist for the post that started it all. Drawing up all these comics and seeing everyone's kind words and funny responses really kept my spirits up throughout this year. So much fun and so many puns!