All my childhood heroes have fallen off or died

Luke-23y/o-♓-he/him IG: welcometomygayparade

[byjove]

I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

[itssquidbian]

romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

[twinsfawn]

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

[repent-zoomer]

[dogsuffrage]

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

[technofeudalism]

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

[45percenterthen]

media will make u go Wow i wish i was 15 again and then u will think wow what the hell fuck am i even saying. for gods sake No i dont

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[nutsacktorturer]

[nutsacktorturer]

I like to think they're the same apartment

[cr0wlet-deactivated20201225]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

[sophfandoms53]

Penny’s dedication to this gag the whole dub killed me

[bakulka]

The Umbrella Academy season 3 spoilers with no context

[calistomyth2]

I FINISHED SEASON 3 AND I CANT WAIT FOR THE FANFIC TO START

I don't know what to make of all that happened to I'm waiting for some fanfic to help me process

And fill any emotional gaps that need some fleshing

Because wtf was that *distressed noises*

[rednines]

They took the clown out of McDonald’s

[rednines]

[gaealara]

For my German peeps: Nudeln mit Butter vs Milchnudel vs Nudeln mit Sahne?

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

What in the World

[welcometomygayparade]

Nudeln mit Butter all the way

[feralnumberfive]

[aflyingcontradiction]

Weird linguistic/cultural realisation I consciously had the other day:

If you hear an English-speaking person complaining about "unnecessary gendering" vs. a German-speaking person complaining about "unnötiges Gendern", you're probably looking at two people on opposite ends of the political spectrum. I've got a pretty good handle on WHY but holy shit, that's so confusing.

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/mattecashew32/status/1537490263358185472

[mrsterlingeverything]

[mcrbois]

go hard go homo