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welcome!!

you can call me spooky

i am the 2.4 children you've all heard about

plurality is a thing that is relevant to my life but no i will not be expanding on that right now

more info below

#lachlan's blatherings #pinned post #intro post

i-am-bic

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

snaxle-deactivated20260531

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

snaxle-deactivated20260531

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

snaxle-deactivated20260531

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

snaxle-deactivated20260531

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

s-a-blotsky

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

grimeclown

This is a fucking new one

tchaikovskaya

maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat

yall gotta be nicer about m/f bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

majorpepperidge

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry

miamaimania

Retro Portable Cassette Players: Sanyo MGR78 Spectra, Crown SZ-16, and Street Beat

innumerable-voices

If there are any minors following me remember don't talk to cops, vandalism is cool, and your body is YOUR body so do what the fuck you want with it

innumerable-voices

Paint pens are a couple bucks or just put them in your pocket and walk out because shoplifting is cool too

It's always morally correct to deface advertisements but please be respectful of other peoples art

The anarchy symbol or trans symbols are always good but really it's about reminding people in power that we live here too

innumerable-voices

All rules can be put into two groups; don't touch the hot stove and don't walk on the grass

For the first group the consequences of your actions are real, they're directly related to your action. These rules can be broken only if you accept the risk first, maybe you want a burnt hand idk you do you

For the second group the consequences are imagined and enforced by authority, they aren't directly related to your actions people in power just want you to think they are. You should break these rules as often as you can get away with

"You are the gender you were coercively assigned at birth" is in the second group

innumerable-voices

I say "if" but I know for a fact there are minors following me

You wont catch me trying to deprive a vulnerable group of people of community

innumerable-voices

Calvin's dad: listening to pirated music? I'll show you something interesting.

All rules can be put into two groups; those that have a real consequence and those that have a manufactured consequence enforced by an authority, right?

Calvin: yeah...

Calvin's dad: don't pirate music? Manufactured. Don't touch the hotplate? Real. Don't walk on the grass? Manufactured. Don't climb into the tigers enclosure? Real.

Despite appearing to have real consequences "don't self harm" is actually manufactured

anarchistmemedistro

wern

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

since you guys wanted to see it

derinthescarletpescatarian

Your parents are wrong that’s a whale

cynicaesura

okay so this painting is “Reindeer Nights” by Peter Kitchell and it’s one of a set of four paintings that go together so I thought maybe seeing the whole thing would help but

it doesn’t

annlarimer

Now it’s a huge-ass ant head.

byjove

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

byjove

me when I’m baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember it’s all corrupt girl

dogpuppy

neurodivergentaf

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

byjove

Resteraunt servers have the funniest and most surreal workplace stories of any profession. They have the job that mean nurses think they have. The entire world is working against them the entire shift. And then you feel terrible for laughing. It’s not funny that you tripped and spilled an entire ice tea all over a toddler and the kid started screaming at the top of his lungs. Nobody was having a good day, thank God it wasn’t a hot coffee. That’s not funny. I did laugh so hard tears started rolling down my face when you recounted this mortifying ordeal though.

byjove

whatever you’re going through, you’re not them

fnord888

Child abuse is a big problem, so it's important that we don't let children communicate with adults except their parents and other official authority figures. Everyone knows the best way to prevent child abuse is to keep children isolated and ensure all their communications are controlled.

wifegideonnav

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

wifegideonnav

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

the-only-useful-lesbian

The first time I saw this I didn't get it, now I do and I'm so mad

nightmarebluntrotationofhistory

Saw it on YouTube was like huh okay; saw it on tumblr… holy fuck these assholes.

imadoctornotanescalator

This made me seethe with rage

animentality

gothvince

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

gothvince

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin