imagine you're a semi-immortal being with the power to literally alter reality itself and the little opossum in my drawer is still infinitely wiser than you. get fucking ratioed sybil
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imagine you're a semi-immortal being with the power to literally alter reality itself and the little opossum in my drawer is still infinitely wiser than you. get fucking ratioed sybil
can’t believe they gave this man a s1 Zuko cut, and he PULLED IT OFF, surprised none of the gAang cracked a joke about it
Look at him
Gwen: Yeah, I found it last week while I was out shopping with a girlfriend of mine.
Hobie: My boyfriend and I also went out shopping last week.
Miles: Hold on Hobie, Gwen doesn't mean it like that. Guys don't typically refer to their male friends that way.
Hobie: If we keep conforming to the invisible social norms of society, we'll never build a world in which we're no longer subject to it's chains.
Miles: I guess?
Hobie: Good. You’re my boyfriend now.
the fact that Hobie would never just "go shopping," he's way too anti-capitalist,just makes it so much pettier and i love that
By shopping, he meant shoplifting, lol (or from small scale underground small businesses stores where he paid with pickpocketed cash)
REAL
professor hob gadling
Hot take, I don’t think Hob would enjoy being a history professor for the times he was in, it’d piss him off the things he KNOWS aren’t true but can’t prove. So. I think Hob would be a history professor for, like, a place he has never/rarely managed to step foot in OR he’s a science professor (think, what’s motivated him to keep going all this time? His curiosity and enthusiasm for being alive. He’d be a perfect scientist!!)
hmmm, i propose a secret third option perhaps some type of english literature professor.
no, cause there would be a point where he was required to read Shakespeare, and those essays and reports would be SCATHING
Hob being that guy who just posts history facts with no sources so no one listens to him but they’re all real
He’s tumblr famous
professor hob gadling
Hot take, I don’t think Hob would enjoy being a history professor for the times he was in, it’d piss him off the things he KNOWS aren’t true but can’t prove. So. I think Hob would be a history professor for, like, a place he has never/rarely managed to step foot in OR he’s a science professor (think, what’s motivated him to keep going all this time? His curiosity and enthusiasm for being alive. He’d be a perfect scientist!!)
hmmm, i propose a secret third option perhaps some type of english literature professor.
no, cause there would be a point where he was required to read Shakespeare, and those essays and reports would be SCATHING
Hob being that guy who just posts history facts with no sources so no one listens to him but they’re all real
Help now what
He’s beautiful, I love him dearly
Ok the US Attorney General says that she will remove ICE if MN drops all our sanctuary laws, complies with ICE, hands over all our SNAP, Medicaid and voter rolls. They demand control over our voter registration so they can "ensure free and fair elections".
They want to control our elections.
I am dead serious people call your representatives. Get volunteering. Get protesting. Get LOUD.
They released a letter full of straight up lies. Spread the truth. MAKE NOISE.
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How interesting. How very interesting. They rejected my Blaze of this post.
Well, y'all. Make of this what you will, eh?
Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?
Boosting signal. AGAIN.
German here. This is, essentially, what happened in 1939. The Nazis got the majority in parlament through democratic process and then applied terror until the rights of the people to vote them out again were taken away. I should add that they did, among other things, send out their paramilitary to provoke fights and also took advantage of the Reichstagsbrand. (It should be noted that I´m currently unclear on whether or not the Nazis caused that fire and blamed someone else, or if they indeed only took advantage.) Back then, the enemy was the communists and jewish people. The SA was on the street, terrorizing people. Abducting people. Taking people around the back of a house to be shot. Until they got what they wanted: absolute power.
That´s what this is. Trump tried it the soft way in his first term, and the people voted him out of office. This time, his cabinet isn´t fucking about. (I´m saying his cabinet because I shit you not, I highly doubt Trump could find his own ass pockets at this point.) This is, essentially, a terror campain. They hope you´ll grow tired of caring. They hope that if they disappear enough people, you´ll grow too scared to fight. They hope to find the right enemy to present to you as the cause of all your problems. They hope that they can somehow prevent the midterms from going to the democrats.
Here´s the important bit: Do. Not. Stop.
It´s tiring. It´s scary. Giving in will feel easier at some point. Your brain is wired to keep you alive, and going out every day to fight the Gestapo isn´t very in line with that goal. But it must be done. You´re scaring them. The fact that people of so many different backgrounds are deciding they hate ICE more than they hate each other is killing their entire spiel.
They have, ironically, succeeded splendidly in giving the nation a common enemy to unite against. Unfortunately for them, the enemy is their off-brand Gestapo and the pumpkin in chief.
Keep fighting. Don´t let history repeat itself. Get loud. Don´t ever let them silence you.
I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.
Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”
I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.
#mygrandfathercock
I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.
Isn't one of the major thematic points of the book and season 1 and 2 that Crowley and Aziracrow actually do have free will? That they have the power to make choices and be affected or affect others by the consequences of those choices? They believe they can't choose to be good or evil, that they're stuck in their natures, but then they go and do each other's miracles, and interfere with human affairs, sometimes messing up (graveyard) sometimes making better (Job) sometimes having no effect at all (first apocalypse). Aziraphale chose to go to heaven to save everything. Crowley chose to stay. Just because they're oppressed by the system doesn't mean they lack free will. Their creativity, imagination, and refusal to only do what is allowed were their greatest assets.
Wasn't one of the major thematic points the fact that no one is completely good or bad, we simply make choices, therefore the dichotomy between heaven and hell and angels and demons is an illusion? Both demons and angels suffer and are lonely under the system. Wouldn't it have made more sense to create a world where angels and demons can have the opportunity to learn and grow with humanity the way Aziraphale and Crowley did?
The finale doesn't actually address these points because they remove the problems by just starting everything over, which is in direct contradiction to everything they fought for in season 1 and with the Job minisode.
I agree that the ending should have always involved dismantling the system and creating an entirely new one. But it should have been a new system in the world they knew with the humans they'd come to love, and allowed everyone a chance at redemption. Or at least the autonomy to choose for themselves.
Crowley making one choice for the whole universe and undoing all of their work isn't thematically consistent and doesn't actually address anything that's been introduced this far. Why go through the trouble of establishing all this world building just to erase it?
How is the new human world better? What is the consequence of no heaven and hell other than Crowley and Aziraphale can be openly together (in the time period they occupy. I'm pretty certain homophobia would still exist)? Is the human experience fundamentally altered? Wasn't the whole point that humans actually do what they want regardless of heaven and hell's agenda because they're unpredictable and have imagination?
Isn't one of the themes from season 1 that the four horsemen, war famine pollution death, are actually man made concepts (well except for death)? And that one of the reasons Adam left the world as it was was because he felt humans needed to take responsibility for the earth and have the opportunity to fix their own mistakes? Isn't that why he didn't rebuild the whale population? Doesn't killing off all the humans and not letting them have a choice in making the new world really undermine that?
Isn't one of the themes that humanity is worth saving, and one of the major points demonstrating that theme being there are two nonhuman beings who still love humans despite witnessing them commit the same mistakes over and over? Isn't that nuance kind of lost when they become human themselves? Then their love for humanity is more self preservation and without the benefit of a long term view. DO they even love humanity as much when they're humans? I didn't exactly see a lot of general human love, mostly interpersonal romantic connection between them two.
Am I crazy? Am I going crazy? Did anyone in that writer's room watch more than 5 minutes of the same series I did?
when I found out the movie leaked I went on tumblr to see what the reaction was (and fanart) cause y’all actually don’t do spoilers well, you just kinda scream
and… chat. The reaction of horny. I’ve never seen that many xreader fics at the top of a fandom tag. I want fanart please. Holy shit guys.
I feel the need to specify that I want fanart of the characters not the xreader fics that are destroying my feed
when I found out the movie leaked I went on tumblr to see what the reaction was (and fanart) cause y’all actually don’t do spoilers well, you just kinda scream
and… chat. The reaction of horny. I’ve never seen that many xreader fics at the top of a fandom tag. I want fanart please. Holy shit guys.
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don’t like that
What do you mean ao3 is down again??? I clicked next chapter and the screen of doom appeared again
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