[ ғᴇᴀʀ ɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ]

[criminalroyalty]

                     I AM NOT OSWALD COBBLEPOT.

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

                               ωσя∂ѕ can be                                     like knives;                                they can CUT                                     you σρєη.

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

“Who’s there?”

“Show yourself!”

[nourrice]

*is beautiful and doesn’t deserve this*

[thesatanist6]

[threelittlegothambirds-deactiva]

+1

[threelittlegothambirds-deactiva]

Her face was serious now, slender brows furrowed and emerald eyes bright. “I haven’t lied.” She pouted a little and crossed her arms. “Still… Why were you gone so long? I’ve nearly read through all my books… For the third time.”

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

              Jonathan’s pale lips tugged into a slight smirk                 as he looked the female up and down. “I had                  business to attend to, though it is none of                   your concern.” He reached up a bony hand                   to adjust his thick-framed glasses, “I think a                 fourth time is called for. Run along, my dear.”

[malumxarchive]

“Oh I believe that, love. And it does look bad“

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

            “It’ll be fine in a few weeks, probably.                 My biggest concern is my patient’s                             reactions. It will be a large                                                     distraction.”

[heirexss-archive-blog-deactivat]

“No. Stupid would be letting you get away with one more thing. Not this time.”

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

         “Now, now, my dear. You’re                         making a mistake.” 

   “You don’t want to get in trouble,                do you? Remember what                   happened last time you                                 crossed me...”

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

            “Mʏ  ᴍ ɪ ɴ ᴅ                     ɪs ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋs                                ᴏɴ  ʏ ᴏ ᴜ.”

[threelittlegothambirds-deactiva]

+1

[threelittlegothambirds-deactiva]

Stop smiling you idiot. Smiling didn’t help. Taking a deep breath she forced herself to become serious, emerald eyes looking up at him. “I didn’t, promise.”

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

              “Hm.” He huffed, raising a dark, thick brow.               Promises were useless, and the stupid grin                upon her face made him suspicious. “Very                  well. If I find you have lied to me, you will                                                 be in a lot of trouble.”

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

batman writers: we need an antagonist in the new arc, someone who can really cause some damage and shake things up in gotham! maybe even kill off a main character. are you up for it?

the joker: actually i'm a little tired... i killed so many main characters already and i died in the last arc and before that i lost my face, and my knee is a little shot-- i'll pass on this one

batman writers: GREAT YOU GOT THE JOB :))))))

the joker: wh a t the fuck

[threelittlegothambirds-deactiva]

+1

wellmanneredmonster

“I promise I haven’t wrecked any of your equipment, so please stop looking at me like you’re ready to stab me with a syringe.” Mercy smiled sheepishly, but wracked her brain for something she could’ve done.

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

“I don’t quite believe you,                         my dear.”

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

Continued from here.

riddlemetits:

“Long island ice tea, why?”

            “Because I want to buy                             you another.”

                   “Is that a problem,                            Ms. Nygma?”

[heirexss-archive-blog-deactivat]

“You can’t just kill people! I’m… calling Jim Gordon.” She pulled out her cell phone and searched through the contacts for his office number.

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

       “Put down the phone,                           Madoyln.”

             “Don’t be stupid.”

[thejokerscarnage]

     “Really, Doctor? If I’m good,                you’ll consider it?                          I hate being lied to.”

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

         “Yes. I will consider it.”

                        “I do not lie.”

[helwolf-deactivated20141031]

my blood is actually just liquid regret and hatred

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

✉ (Can be a wrong number)

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text | Closed

[text to: client] You haven’t paid me yet.[text to: client] Friendly warning reminder.

[mirrorheroineforhire-blog]

[text to: ??? ] Who are you and how did you get this number? [text to: ??? ] Seriously. I’m impressed. Tell me how you did it so I can learn                       your ways.

[wellmanneredmonster-blog]

[text to: client] Please do not contact me again.