[wordsofdiana]

Me as a kid: Poison Ivy tried to kill those billionaires just because they wouldn't protect the environment. What an evil lady.

Me today:

[abigailasper-blog]

[emotiona1shorty]

li t e r a  ll y 

[antlerqueefs]

[wheezyboysclub]

me: *watches a show called How to Get Away With Murder*

me: man there’s so much murder on this show

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[babylizard-blog]

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

[knightzoned]

can you check in the back

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[theoreticalwitchcraft]

this also gives them the perfect chance to bring up the risk of breast cancer in men!

[prepgoth]

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[sea-anon]

[prokopetz]

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

[not-marta-deactivated20190625]

I still love you, call me.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

janitor:

[transextraordinaire]

don’t talk to me or my 47 past due assignments ever again

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

your parents’ disapproval doesn’t make you a bad person. just so you know.

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

i know that kind of rejection is incredibly painful, but it doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-sapphic-raven]

Shes probably committing crimes right now

[jinxtus-deactivated20210311]

Who is?

[the-sapphic-raven]

What are you, a cop? piss off

[pukicho]

Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave

[soup-wizard]

Why do you censor dragon?

[pukicho]

Townsfolk may find it scary

[skarchomp]

gnome wizard, sitting on a mushroom in the forest: hoohoohoo! *casts a funny little spell and gives me sleep apnea*