[tytonidyke]

Anarchy Cow. 2019.

[ostolero]

I can use excel and the toilet

[ostolero]

spreadcheeks

[fahbee]

(source)

Bonus:

[obligatorymorningfart]

Comic about paintings

[jonbutter]

[sistertaxon]

NASA scientist: you’re back early…

astronaut: (grabbing bendy straw) moon’s wet

[transfemininomenon]

when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill

[polkadotmotmot]

Eugeniya Dudnikova - Moon Cowboy, 2019

[andymorin]

*liberal in 2024 voice* ok guys i KNOW projared sucks but you HAVE to vote for him so onision doesn’t win!!! we cant have a freaking ONION in the white house!!!!!

[amoisthobo]

This is fucking irredeemable. You can’t reform this

[homunculus-argument]

I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

 And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

 And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[visit-ba-sing-se]

Zuko: Izumi, you are old enough now, I think it is time we have the talk 

Izumi: Dad, no! I already know where kids come from we really do not have do this 

Zuko: 

Zuko: Oh, no I do not mean that kind of talk. I mean the “a lot people in your family are actually war criminals” talk. So, it all started with your great- great- grandfather Sozin who

[visit-ba-sing-se]

Sokka: Hey Zuko, what did you just tell Izumi? Did you too have a fight?

Zuko: Not exactly, why?

Sokka: Uhm well, I just saw her heading towards the royal gallery with a torch and now that thing seems to kind of be in flames?

[theasylumchild]

Unrealistic. Zuko would not keep pictures of his ancestors that were war criminals, instead, he would commission paintings of the turtle ducks to be hung in their place

[visit-ba-sing-se]

*Cue to 15 minutes earlier*

Zuko, who sees the possibility to finally get rid of the old paintings and have them replaced without a political scandal: Look Izumi I know you are upset now but there really is no need…..to rush to any impulsive action…and it sure would be a shame if the great portraits of our ancestors were to be destroyed

[salytierra]

Sokka: 👉👈 now that… the walls are bare… you’ll need new art…

Zuko: Go wild.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

Historians: It is believed that Sokka of the Water Tribe, nicknamed husband of King Zuko for their close brotherly bond, painted all the portraits of Zuko because of their shared respect for one another. This nude painting reflects how they would bare their souls to each other.

[enbyzukostanblog]

Imagine like people see “Oh wait one of the people who knew them is here! Iroh II, how was your grandfather and Sokka of the Water Tribe’s relationship?

Iroh II: gay. Romantically involved.

Historians: Ah yes, as friends

[art]

Submitted by @bunzorgart:

Little brain creature I’ve been working on!

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[llovinghome]

Halloween Quilt

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[argonianhammerperson]