Things I did not expect to find in The Pirate (1948):
Judy Garland in high camp mode
Gene Kelly pole-dancing for an audience of understandably appreciative women (not an exaggeration)
Interrogation of gender roles
Gladys Cooper doing comedy in a mantilla
The whole thing to be a spoof of pirate movie tropes?
Every two-line summary of it to be wrong?
Did I mention the camp?
Gene Kelly in a black leotard
The protagonist negotiating her emotional attachment to self-insert dubcon fic (also strangely not an exaggeration)














