[ruinsmami]

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[pliablehead]

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

[xylophonetangerine]

woke (adj.) of or relating to replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver

[enyafans4communism]

imagine hating me and i’m just genuinely failing in life professionally, socially and spiritually

[yellow-cat]

you cut me in line at the grocery store and next time you see me im wearing the collar your dead childhood dog used to wear

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[zinaanqar16]

STOP FOR A SECOND. A SISTER IS WRITING THIS WHILE HER SISTER IS BLEEDING.

My sister is lying beside me, too weak to cry loudly anymore, and I am terrified of what tonight might bring.

[zinaanqar16]

This morning I tried to clean my sister’s wound again.

She held my hand tightly and whispered, “Please don’t let me die.”

No one should ever have to say those words.

[zinaanqar16]

Her condition is getting worse every day, and without treatment the infection keeps spreading through her body.

Please donate now. Your support could help save my sister before it is too late.

Gofundme - Vetted#213

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202]

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

[rockshitty]

The amount of disbelief I’m willing to suspend is directly proportional to how entertaining the show is. If a show is barely able to hold my attention and has betrayed my trust before, fuck you, that’s not how cutting someone’s head off works.

If I’m glued to my seat every week and can’t stop watching, then yes, absolutely, the professional athlete in a blond wig is indistinguishable from the 17 year old lead actress.

[calellon]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[t00thpasteface]

my mom just recently started selling things on facebook marketplace, and earlier she was telling me about her first-ever interaction with a buyer from there, and i was expecting some sort of insane horror story because she started off describing how he was VERY direct and brief in the communication and was clearly in a hurry to meet up asap, but she went on to describe waiting outside at the rendezvous point and seeing this big huge guy pull up on a motorcycle "and you could tell he works with his hands and makes a lot of money" (paradoxically described as having dirty jeans but a clean and well-taken-care-of face(???)) and he just pulled out a wad of hundreds to pay her in cash. he was of course buying a pair of silver james avery earrings from the 1970s, and he explained the reason he was in a hurry because he was about to go meet a different fb marketplace seller to buy the matching pendant from the set, and that it's for his wife who collects all sorts of vintage james avery stuff. thanks for the sale big huge dirtyclean motorcycle guy, i hope your wife enjoys adding your purchases to her dragon hoard

[kawareo]

You don't need AI to give you free therapy you need friends you can tell things your parent said to you and then see their horrified reaction that confirms that you were not crazy and that that was fucked up

[important-animal-images]

[err0rose]

NOOOO HE GOT CRUSHED TO DEATH!!!!

tOO MANTY PETALS FALL ON HIM

HE DIE!!!!!

[catholicapothecary]

[rubysapphrald]

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something