She wants revenge

I'm a young, semi-vain, antisocial Canadian feminist & I have a dark sense of humor. Ask me questions, or stroke my ego. Welcome to my blog~ Counter started 01/29/14. My Face | Instagram | Twitter

[wepaywithourbarehands]

I MISS YOU SO BAD #friends #friendsforever #homesickformyfriends @sassyirony

[stunningpicture]

The best picture I have ever taken.

[wepaywithourbarehands]

I'm going to be deleting this blog

so yeah, go follow my other blog

[kryptojuice]

[demoneeho-deactivated20130913]

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

[ehretha]

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

[multitierqueer]

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

[gandiethawizard-deactivated2014]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

[xxviiiiv]

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

[marielikestodraw-deactivated201]

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

[hungrylikethewolfie]

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

[drinkerofcolours-deactivated201]

They cant fix the economy

[ehretha]

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

[multitierqueer]

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

[gandiethawizard-deactivated2014]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

[xxviiiiv]

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

[marielikestodraw-deactivated201]

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

[hungrylikethewolfie]

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

[drinkerofcolours-deactivated201]

They cant fix the economy

[90s90s90s]

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

#bird#birds cant open accounts that is illegal#white collar crime bird

[fionaostbyillustration]

How else a gotta purchag the snack a nest? Buy a sweagder? PLEASE Miz Bank allow a hold thee money

[6ite]

what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

[egotistic-alpaca]

[waltandmickey]

[temporarilyfixme]

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

[jorybb]

Just imagine these two finding out that they got the parts and having to tell their parents that they skipped school to become part of a huge film franchise without their permission

[poryqon]

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

[castielandpie]

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

[thorinoakenbutt]

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

[sherdocwholmes]

WHAT

[hypopathetic]

WHAT

[loveandddrevenge]

I’m laughing

[funnuraba]

[darkwingsnark]

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

[the-krusty-crew-blog]

don’t forget

[zzthebean]

never forget.

[i-is-andy]

should I open the door

[nerds-are-cool]

you should open the door

[hale-to-the-gay]

did you open the door?

[thatmagicaldisneyplace]

And the winner of the best Halloween costume goes to.. Peter Pan and his shadow!

Wish I had a twin to do this with!

[no-where-boy-searching]

Ummm pretty sure this is racist

[thatmagicaldisneyplace]

I’m sorry, what colour is your shadow then, orange?!

[harrys4th-nipple]

You still blackfaced so YES this is still racist. You could have went about this a number of different ways like a morph suit or I don’t know JUST NOT DOING IT! 

[thatmagicaldisneyplace]

Not racist as it’s imitating a shadow, not a person!

[the-disney-virtues]

Vying for a joke but if it’s not…

BLACKFACE is interpreting a black character with muddy brown paint or face makeup, using exaggerated features on the lips and hair, and dialect to sound stupid or slow.

This was using actual black paint to interpret the shadow of a white character.

Not blackface.

Not racist.

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

NOT @ SOMEONE TRYING TO COME FOR PETER PANS FUCKING SHADOW FOR BEING BLACKFACE…. BYE TUMBLR IM OUT

[atlusownsmysol]

THIS ISNT FUCKING BLACK FACE

THE PERSON PORTRAYED IS A CHARACTER

THE ACTOR IS FULLY COVERED IN BLACK, NOT JUST THE FACE

THERE ARE NO RACIAL UNDERTONES

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN BECAUSE THIS IS COOL AND NOT OFFENSIVE

[th3s3dr3ams]

[jodyrobots]

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

[pizzaotter]

NO DONT DO THAT