Loony Moony

Shelby Noelle. Adult-like. Lvl 25. I draw sometimes and nap like a cat. I watch a lot of anime and play a lot of Square Enix games. Message me sometime.

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[mildswearingat4am]

Counterpoint: Hogwarts actively discourages students from taking Latin or Greek because if they knew either one every single magic twelve year old would be trying to mash up twenty words and make their own Ultimate Spell instead of using the Good Standardized Spells Known Not To Explode Magic Schools 

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

I have a feeling that last point is aimed at the ravenclaws…

[naiveasf]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

[allforbts]

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[hoseokb]

the morning will come again no darkness no season can last forever

bts - spring day (feb. 13, 2017)

[just-shower-thoughts]

People with anxiety are basically way too aware of being alive

[petethetreat]

Find me a man prettier than Kim Taehyung I dare you.

[petethetreat]

Oh wait that’s impossible

[itza322]

[petethetreat]

I’m on a V spiral tonight. You can’t change my mind

[werewolfactivist]

when the only people who can compete with bts on genes and aesthetics are other bts members

[dankmemeuniversity]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back.

I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that’s where my desk was, and it didn’t occur to me to ask.

Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor’s yard and never told anyone.

I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn’t gotten caught.

I’m pretty sure Richard got a new ball.

[feral-renaissance-cat]

I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn’t work as well as I’d hope (i.e. didn’t work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that’s not the point.

Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I’m like, “Yeah, [Crush]. And?” Dude turns around and yells to my crush “Hey! She has a crush on you!”

My crush just kinda sighs and is like, “Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks.”

So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires.

[darkhumourandfandoms-blog]

One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot.

[lycant-guy22]

Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of “fucks given”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

damn right we did

[teaboot]

Back in highschool there was this group of guys at the back of the bus who would spit at me out the window by my stop, and one day I was like ‘wait, the window is open both ways’ so I found this dead rat and took it with me, and the plan was the bus would stop, they’d spit at me, and then I’d fucking lob this day old dead rat right back at them, like a goddamn idiot demon.

Anyhow I never made it that far because I felt too bad for this poor sad dead rat so instead I had a little rat funeral for it at the side of the road.

Turns out it didn’t matter anyways though, because apparently someone important in the district saw them spitting at me the day before and they got suspended. So life kind of works out, I guess.

Revenge is overrated. Ignore boys. Be nice to animals

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

Me talking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up

[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

[beui]

handsome dorks

[blueberryiscute]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[kurgy]

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

[0rganist]

These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

[mathematicallygay]

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

[maybe-you-need-this]

(Source)

[smmamm]

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?