talentless homosexual

Kai | she/her | prev thedivisionofboys |honestly since mcr came back we've all revealed ourselves so don't expect any different here

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

[purple-dahlias]

florence welch was right. it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

[mayasaura]

It's kind of interesting, really. For all the death and dead bodies and remains in The Locked Tomb, there's very little rot. The remains are burned, or frozen, or dessicated, or skeletonised. The messiest part is either prevented or skipped over.

I don't know if it means anything, beyond putrification generally not being very fun to read or write about. It would be a somewhat different overall tone if Palamedes had to fish around for a key in Abigail's bloated torso while Gideon tried very hard not to vomit into a potted plant. But the absence is noticeable .

[sidneywokeby]

credits to crystal kimewon @inkedbeader13 who is the wonderful artist featured :]

[goalplz]

listening to a general league coverage podcast describe another team: wow that organization is a joke we should all point and laugh

listening to a general league coverage podcast describe my team: who is this know nothing loser and why is he shit talking my team

[hocceius]

adventures in the 25/26 wild season aka screenshots i still have on my computer

[hocceius]

look how evenly far apart the avs are standing in comparison. what a concept

[hocceius]

smileeeeee

[goodieprocter]

I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff

featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

[thequeenofsastiel]

😭😭😭😭

[artform-virtue]

i can't stop thinking about quinn hughes saying "he has a big engine" he may as well have called him big cock brock straight to the press

[hauntedhughes]

well he would know, wouldn't he

[kreiderrider]

does everyone... does everyone know about kirill kaprizov casually training barefoot in the rain or (source)

i'm finding it terribly difficult to breathe

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[baadshahh]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[chillybuilt]

just reminding myself these boys are on ELCs all that extra money is from deals his teammates are making a lot more

[chillybuilt]

rereading Heated Rivalry after getting into hockey sure is something. the fuck do you mean Shane had 67 goals in his rookie season... this is in the 2000s.... he's a rookie... pick a more believable number... better than Ovi... as a rookie. I THOUGHT THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A HOCKEY FAN

[hocceius]

multiple hockey players in the audience at the world cup final and not a single one shown on the broadcast which answers the age-old question are hockey players celebrities: no

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

[beemovieerotica]

remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

[evilwizard]

this could work. we never tried it