D Hoffman wrangler

Literally too old for tumblr; I'm just here to lurk the Saw fandom and cheer on the amazing hoffstrahm writers. Hellhouse LLC is my emotional support horror, SOMEONE PLS WRITE MAC/ALEX FIC SO I DONT HAVE TO

[drtrinitysantos]

obviously they're better looking than the beatles but I think they can pull it off. I've always thought saoirse would make a great john lennon

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[yuniper]

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

[garpen]

"you already left kudos here"

And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[writingdose]

this used to be a common knowledge

via AO3Tikli 2022

[leatafandom]

[kuv8sh5]

don't want to post spamming but here's more hoffstrahm stuff

mark cuddled with that hand idc

[dead-dyke]

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn't even say 'murder is bad' at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can't believe you condone murder, I can't believe you're pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I'm calling the cops, what the fuck, I'm shaking and crying.

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[peter-pantomime]

Me, finishing a classic film: wow, what a compelling piece of art that has truly earned its place in the celluloid firmament

Me:

Me:

Me: …also did anyone notice the-

Legion of queer aficionados on tumblr dot com: yes and we’ve been making ship art of it for decades, let’s get you some fic and think pieces, here you go

[my-dailydreams]

[ivanhoe1820]

Victor Frankenstein be like:

[probuccalfat]

people act like 20-22 year olds are adults who should be fully responsible and knowledgeable and with it and it’s like have you ever been 20, 21, 22? i knew nothing, i woke up every day dumb as rocks and made every bad choice possible until i went to bed

[leinore]

May have been your experience but i only make the right choice and will never die

[probuccalfat]

that’s exactly what it’s like to be 20-22

[grecoromanyaoi]

i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

[necro-yaoi]

whats going on in the break room….

[ruck-zuck]