all woofs are lesbeabs

I am Sam. Sam I am. Werewolf Trash and DC Comic Eater

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[bubblegum-bitchhhhhhhhh]

I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

[visceravalentines]

I ghostwrote these tags my god

[brionysea]

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[abyssal-ilk]

you ever get so into the whole "it would have been good if it was good" thing that it gets kind of embarrassing. it would have been good if it was good but it's Not and in fact it's maybe worse than anything else but unfortunately. it still could have been good. if it was go

[yay-bunnies]

christian bunny: god himself guided my faithful .nose to this leafs 🥬

agnostic bunny: it's impossible to know how i found thid yumy food ☘️

athiest bunny: the material confitions of my sniffy nose allowed me to find a berries 🫐

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[anukfilli]

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

[kira-serialfaggot]

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

[aberrantemotion]

this feels like adhd with depression

[hyacinth-in-a-haze]

People have really forgotten that yandere is literally a horror trope. No I don't want a "green flag yandere" I want an endless pit of dread in my stomach and also a sense of arousal that shouldn't be there

You youths have forgotten the original tomes

[smoky-moka]

help him...

(credit to @kingpreussen for the Spidey dialogue 💥)

[winonaparadise]

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

[shartberries]

Only You - The Pretty Reckless

March 17 (Day 3) - Fairytale Retelling | Animal Hybrids/Features | Incest Kink | Escaping Arranged Marriage

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[lovednknown]

[1five1two]

'Chase Bank Hit With A Space Laser'. Alex Schaefer. 2024.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

[mikkeneko]

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom