very gay in very many ways

hi my name is brianna queer - she/her - female - ENTJ - ccd! i post broadway, dance, and shitty memes. currently pursuing an education in dance and english. avocado toast enthusiast. i love strong, intelligent, independent women, reading, learning...and bagels. i write poetry and edit photos... may post some later?

[missmamibee]

saw a kitty squishing some flowers in the yard and she looked at me like she had arcane secrets 

[missmamibee]

artistic rendition

[pangur-and-grim]

for the first time in MONTHS, it’s sunny & delightful outside – wanna guess what that means? 

[pangur-and-grim]

[shadio]

i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

[justcatposts]

[asrinhuznu-deactivated20191114]

[thenatsdorf]

Foster mom welcomes another baby into her litter.

[primarybufferpanel]

“Yes, good, this is also my baby. Put her with my other babies.”

[crtter]

I’ve introduced kittens to foster moms before! Some cats are so taken up with parental instinct they’ll accept a new baby instantly, but some can hiss and see the baby as an intruder that can potentially harm her kittens. When this happens, I like to to rub the new kitten with a piece of cloth that smells of the mom’s kittens, ideally whatever was being used as bedding when she gave birth. They go like “Oh! A baby I haven’t cleaned yet? Unacceptable! Hand them over”

[scatterbrainedhypatia]

That was the cutest addition to an already adorable post.

[dr-dendritic-trees]

Babies! Soft Babies!

[noppokun]

[softlysynthetic]

that’s actually a hamster Hamtaro was based off of!

[tottokohamutaro]

The Man, The Legend

[eroscestlavie]

the hot new tv trope…bottom storage.  

[eroscestlavie]

bottom storage = when your gay-coded villain is defeated but is too charismatic and important to the plot to actually be killed off and is also too interesting to be put in actual prison, but also needs to be accessible for talking to or possibly being a b-character in future movies with a different villain? he gets put, in Bottom Storage. which is a prison with no actual bars on it that instead looks like huge tupperware. and he goes in there. 

thats Bottom Storage.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Consider. A human wakes up in a strange medical bay, with an alien doctor standing over them. Turns out their shuttle crashed, and the alien ship only just managed to teleport the, on board in time.

By some miracle, the doctor explains, they escaped with only minor injuries. Some burns, a few scratches and “several small wounds. We’re not sure what caused them.”

“Wounds?”

“Small holes in your ear lobes. Possibly they were old wounds and unrelated to the accident, but either way, our doctors were able to heal them for you. There’s not even any scarring.”

The human pauses. Thinks for a minute. “Wait… you unpierced my ears?!”

[empressofthelibrary]

“I… Suppose we did?  Is that a problem?”

“Er, not exactly.  It can be redone. though it’s not gonna be fun.  But my people do that to ourselves on purpose.  It’s self-ornamental…  I don’t know the word.  We decorate ourselves with small stones and bits of shaped metal or plastic.”

“Oh!!  I’m sorry, that’s a fairly rare behavior among sapients.  Why, if I may ask?”

“uh.  It…  Looks cool?  I guess?”

“…My experience with humans is limited, but I gather that’s the reason for many of your behaviors.”

[elidyce]

*from the next bay over comes the anguished scream of your co-pilot*

“WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK ARE MY TATTOOS?!”

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

cats be like: ok im gonna radiate serotonin now

[limerancy]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[yourbrothershotfriend]

[rainnecassidy]

Oddly enough, I just got a job, and it is late March.

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[gentlechaosgoblin]

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

you can tell who hasn’t watched cutthroat kitchen because they think simon is being mean instead of showing an appropriate amount of sympathy for someone that he assumes was forced to harvest his tomato sauce from leftover pizza while wearing hulk hands and a blindfold

[historical-nonfiction]

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

[some-like-it-luke-warm]

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know

[zagreus]

your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.

[joyfullyyouniquefangirl-deactiv]

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

[zagreus]

the guilt has hold of you. confess

[weaver-z]

Most feral people on Earth:

Marching bands stopping to get lunch while on a road trip

Debate teams while getting dinner in an unfamiliar city

Theater kids at a restaurant after a show

[flutejesus]

You could just say “artists celebrating” and leave it at that