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petition to make Americans google âeuroâ before writing fic
If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo
tag credit to @teashoesandhair
if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.
I wish I could make white people(and not just white Americans) understand how diverse the pre-columbian Americas were. The history, religion, culture, politics was at least as complex as Europe's. There was the full gamut of religions, from monotheists to animists to ancestral religions. There were city building empires, village farmers, nomadic traders, and so many other ways to live. This is all just based on what we know, the fragments left behind and the stories of survivors of an apocalyptic plague. All this before the most extended campaign of genocide in history was waged in an attempt to wipe out those survivors.
Over 500 years spent trying to cut down a whole trunk of human culture.
Do you understand how much poorer our whole species is because of it? Can you imagine where art, religion, and science would be if we still had these vast bodies of knowledge? The stain of the colonial project will never be fully washed clean. We owe more than just the land to those we stole from. We owe them a whole future, a future that could have been brighter for all of us. If only greed and fear weren't allowed to rule this land.
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âDo dishesâ and âtake out trashâ both require the use of a spell slot, vs âuse phoneâ is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
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You ever think about how old people have no idea what âsurvivor biasâ is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?
âBack in my day we didnât have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!â Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?
âBack in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!â What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?
âBack in my day nobody had âmental problemsâ, we didnât whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!â Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself âfor no reasonâ?
âBack in my day we didnât have any of this âgayâ or âtransgenderâ thing.â You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.
 You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.
âWhen we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didnât use them, and we all survived!â
Yeah, except for the ones who didnât.
(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?
Howl?? From Howlâs Moving Castle??
capitalism likes to act like itâs the big grown up who takes life seriously but the entire system is based on such laughably childish goals that a fucking 6th grader could tell you itâs unsustainable. trying to always beat your previous profit record is not only an obviously impossible goal, it shows a complete lack of forethought, and is also, completely pointless. itâs not the shrewd mindset of a master strategist, itâs the impulsive drive of an addict, always looking for a better high. its the kid who eats too much candy on halloween and gets sick. itâs childish and honestly just fucking dumb.