[femmeslash]

op was posting some antisemitic shit so i am now the guardian of this post

[femmeslash]

GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS.

[uss-emberprise]

‘I shouldn’t have eaten that last pilot’ GUILLERMO 😭😭

[depsidase]

[cutecipher]

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

[dailycatsblog]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[viralfrog]

[toskarin]

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[luxuki-1]

This was a deleted scene in the crossover episode (trust)

[forgetful-nerd]

It took me forever to dig this out of my camera roll

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[mockva]

This guy's illusions are great

[alexaloraetheris]

[seriouslywhodidthis]

Unfortunately, I think this might be AI. While I was willing to think it was just clever editing, on a rewatch I that noticed his leg clips through the jail cell’s toilet.

[vaspider]

It's a CGI/editing failure, not AI. That's a human mistake. This guy has been doing this since 2008.

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[leafxvii]

Red line guardian based off of a water stain I saw at Porter

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts