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tennas-t-v-time

i know this is the fandom where one of the running jokes is the fanbase cant read but you guys do realize that the flowers would've died in either Dark World, right? you realize its like. a thing that they mention where flowers need light to survive. and how theyre living beings and they cant get what they need in a Dark World because they aren't darkners. right. you realize the concept of them closing the castle town fountain and keeping the flower shop one open ends with NOBODY winning. right.

tennas-t-v-time

Im gonna be so honest and say the take ive had for a year here. Kris and Susies dynamic is 100% more impactful if it ISN’T romantic

tennas-t-v-time

It’s not even because I rep suselle(though people suddenly hating it more and more is alarming), like you guys know me I’m the polycule lover I have one of the longest polycule fics in the fandom.

But like. Have you ever had a friend you’d die for? Have you ever had a friend that changed and saved your life? Have you ever had a friend you want to live with, you’d trust with your life, that you’ve been through thick and thin with?

Theres such an amatonormative attitude towards shipping the two of them that kinda makes me pull my hair out. “Oh well best friends aren’t like THAT” yes they are. “They have a heart between them!!” Are you five. “Kris keeps blushing!!” Kris blushes over a shit ton of things unrelated to Susie, they’re a teenager that’s flustered easily and it’s a really interesting trait if theirs which also gets overshadowed by thinking blushing is only romantic.

Like it’s okay to ship them. It’s fine. But it makes the scene where they fall into the titan together go from tear-jerking to “eh”.

tennas-t-v-time

A lot of people are adding this so I’ll add it too: there’s another beautiful addition of Susie making sure she prioritizes both her relationship with Susie and her friendship with Kris. She still wants special Kris time. She still wants to include them. They’re still just as important to her. There’s not a “scale” of bonds where romantic is automatically stronger than platonic. Are we aware of this

tennas-t-v-time

what fucking game are yall playing where kris is "implied to have a crush on susie"???? what fucking game are yall playing where kris seems even remotely jealous of them at all, even as a friend??? i think theres something to be said about aro third wheel kris thats a fucking amazing analysis and i agree with a lot of people talking about that(and also at this point im p much fully on aroace kris as a train) but also i cant insist enough like theyre still part of the dynamic, they still have special friend times with susie, theyre still part of the dates. where are the implications of them experiencing a negative emotion about their relationship even coming from? what are you talking about??? is it because they took a nap???????????????????

the-meme-monarch

i don’t want flowery to die badly but i do want bad things to happen to him in that i think it’d be amusing to see him fumble in social situations and not be able to recover. i want him to spill his drink on himself. i want him to slip on a banana peel

the-meme-monarch

this has been reblogged to a flowery hate club (they don't know that i like flowery)

pastelflowertrash

let me take your white ass to funky town.

based on:

the-meme-monarch

some old doodles of toon media/toon adjacent media that i just never finished or did anything with :’]

pant--eater

doodles of my fave flower + studies of their body shape! :] (i want to bark bark hiss every time I see people draw Green able bodied, when their sprite very clearly has a hunched back)

leyttratt

I totally depend on drawing my favorite lesbians ♡♡♡

the-meme-monarch

one smiling day !

(just experimenting with a transparent background below the cut)

deepfrieddeltarunememes

interesting recurring phrasing of losing being a good thing/something that should be done in Chapter 5

fulgurbugs

Reaaaaalllllllll smooth man

Bonus:

kyoukorpse

my fuckin goat 🔥🔥🔥

nymphaea-cerulea

honestly it’s kind of upsetting how much of the autism experience is just being shamed out expressing yourself in any way that’s normal for you and learning to keep everything to yourself so you’re not shamed for being weird and then being shamed for being so quiet because it’s also weird to be quiet but if you tell this to anyone else they’ll say “why do you care so much what people think” and that’s when the ancient ape part of your brain gets ready to beat them to death

slab-o-meat

this is my favorite pop team epic

inganikki

I want to write about the lore regarding the guy in the third panel:

You guys are right that the guy eating food IS the dad from Crayon Shin-Chan. There is an official spin-off that is a gourmet manga starring Shin-Chan’s dad.

The silent man in the third panel is a reference to a certain artist on Pixiv who became a meme because he kept posting gay fanart of himself together with Shin-Chan’s dad, titled “Hiroshi Nohara and me”. Sadly it seems like his account is deleted now.