DearAbimelech:CATCH!

I don't even hear the words in my ears anymore, I don't see what's in front of my eyes. The thoughts in my head thunder louder and louder.

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[barksbog]

look at her go

[barksbog]

this is my leopard gecko wheel propaganda post now

promote physical health (walky!)

promote mental health (fun!)

extremely cute to watch them toddle about in there

they love to sleep squished under them

apparently promotes healthy bowel movement (prepare for poopy wheel)

genuinely i know it looks silly and weird but it changed my leos life they use 2-4h a day just calmly walking

it reduced them scrabbling at the glass doors

my friend who has a disabled leo got him one and he is now moving so much more, which is good for his legs (muscles being built)

it's really cute

wheels should be at least 20cm diameter and solid, the wooden ones are great for grip and safety

leos don't go faster than this. successful wheel usage looks like Popcorn is demonstrating

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans

[mayflower-gal]

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

[wewilldemonstrateonpam]

I have yet to see a blog be as good as mine

I have been known to accidentally hit my profile, get lost, come back to it and be increasingly impressed as I scroll. "My word, this guy never misses! It's all hits! Every single post, every single referenced media I'm so glad I saw!! WHO is this stallion amongst blogs that I might follow their every- wait this is me. I knew I recognized some of this. Dang it."

And if y'all don't feel exactly the same way about your blogs then who tf may I ask are you posting for?

[irishironclad]

GOOGLE STOP USING ACE/BCE INSTEAD OF BC/AD CHALLENGE

[a-feller-deactivated20260318]

I wholly disagree. BC/AD is entirely religion based (as is our year system, sure, but it's best to seperate) Google is used and accessible by people of pretty much everything, so an objectively religious use isn't good.

ACE/BCE is neutral which is best for a theoretically neutral (I hate google) company.

[irishironclad]

Except it isn’t neutral. The calendar isn’t neutral because it’s the Gregorian calendar made by and for Christians. You don’t get to use it and strip it of its roots

[a-feller-deactivated20260318]

You know how things... can change? over time? "waaahhhhh my christian rootssss... I'm so oppressed!!!"

I know, the calender is inherently not neutral, however, as an athiest born in europe (same would go for the americas, large parts of asia, most of australasia) I would like to have an as-neutral-as-possible system. Roots do not matter because society has evolved past when everything had to be about THE religion and if you said different you got burnt at the stake. Neutrality is a good thing. Regardless of "roots"

So yeah. I do get to use it.

Also, I accidentally copied your fuckup. It's CE/BCE.

Common Era/Before Common Era

Also, your system uses different languages. That's shit. Aqful shit.

[irishironclad]

Too bad, you don’t get a neutral system. You want your own calendar? Make your own. I’m sure you can do better.

While your at it you can’t call the planets by their names, those are Roman

Oh and Arabic numerals, can’t use those

Half the things in science use or reference cultural or religious ideas that don’t apply to everyone. Maybe you should grow up and accept not everything caters to you.

[wewilldemonstrateonpam]

This. Also what is this "...as an atheist born in Europe..." cringe. Basic white b of the religious world. 2004 called, it wants its edgy idiot back, smh. Someone stopped critically thinking over 20 years ago and it shows.

Insufferable Atlas Shrugged readers and insufferable Pale Blue Dot readers have the same, effortless, self-righteousness. Ironically for atheists, it is usually the same, chafing, tactless self importance and victimization they get from the worst people of the religious world.

[wewilldemonstrateonpam]

Why is it called a thirst trap and not a booby trap?

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[fonarickk]

Maikoweek2025 Day 6 Baby Izumi

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[wewilldemonstrateonpam]

Blows my mind how gen z will get led along by promises of masculinity from ppl like andy tate and ignore people like David Goggins that has actual 'alpha' energy (if that's what you want to call it), teaches actual self reliance (not subscribe to my discord and I'll teach you boy secrets), and has actually accomplished stuff with his life.

[atanerrum]

some kind of sketch-doodle-artwork of bayonetta i've been picking at since 2024, i don't know anymore what i was trying to accomplish with it

[mui-omar]

Tea Time

Making the assets for paper Mario and Peach were fun to draw.

[pixeldiskus]

[90sfantasyanimestuff]

Chrono Trigger

[wewilldemonstrateonpam]

Aaaand tump endorses paxton. Because of course he does, it is an indictment to his administration that Cornyn isn't openly corrupt and vile. Every day the political scene goes from bad to worse. Idk when the last piece of *good* political news I heard was. Probably Mamdani's election and that's in one city in the whole nation and it's not even in my state. Wth. De Guatemala a Guatepeor. Todos los dias.

[tadpole-art]

Ash in snow

[sreegs]

hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

[garbage-empress]

Also even if you do not have the time, space or ability to do some of the the things in the OP, definitely do not clean the coils (the awful sharp flat stacks of metal) with foaming coil cleaner. That removes the beneficial black mold (us) holding the unit together. It will be completely unsatisfying to watch the foam clean out the Super Beneficial Black Mold, Mildew, Hair, Lint & Dust Combo™ (that is not only a health hazard but making the unit less efficient at cooling necessary for air conditioner function) and leave the metal shiny.

It is a lot of elbow grease and definitely not just spraying a can and waiting. Especially do not use the ones that are self rinsing via the natural condensation of water around the coils where all you have to do is let the foam settle a couple hours before turning the unit back on. These foaming cleaners are also terrible to use on the removable air intake vent covers. You definitely do not just have to spray the opposite side of all the trapped shit on the plastic mesh and let the foam push it off. Also that stuff on the cover is great for you and your air conditioner.

Trust us. We, the mold, know much more about air conditioners than the people who make aerosol cans you can pick up for like $8 at home depot. Definitely do not do this a couple times a season.