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Why do I have to pick one name. Why can't I have dozens of names that people use interchangeably like I'm some kind of ancient wizard

goth-queen

mearchy

they will never convince me to take fuck out of my star wars fics. i'm fine with throwing in some kark and kriff and osik and shab whatever that's all well and good but they will have to pry the real life swear fuck from my cold dead hands. kark simply does not hit the same and canon can eat dirt when i've decided it's time for commander cody to say "what the fuck are you talking about sir" or some shit equivalent

stealthetrees

You can pry fuck and shit and ass and god damn it out of my cold dead hands

today’s the day

happy assorted cheese day

shadow27

witchofprose-deactivated2020041

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

untitled12573

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

lab-gr0wn-lambs

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

knitmeapony

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

theprofessional-amateur

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

goth-queen

jkcorellia

I saw a post that was saying how great it would be for David Tennant to play Sherlock Holmes and I'm sure he'd do a great job but please entertain my counterpoint: David Tennant as John Watson and Catherine Tate as Sherlock Holmes

officialgaryoak

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

toroimage

jkcorellia

pettydavis

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

thewillowbends

I feel like a lot of Star Wars fans need to be acquainted with the concept of “friends with benefits.”

cadesama

I just wish I had a link to the Lucas interview circa AotC where he said Jedi are not celibate as a rule. It is attachment/marriage they have a problem with. The Jedi have always had recourse to rationalize what Anakin and Padme are up to.

thewillowbends

Honestly, after watching the movies and especially TCW, I’m not sure I can even contemplate celibate Obi Wan seriously. That man is ridiculous. He probably legitimately considers banter early foreplay. If anyone could delude himself into thinking Anakin was just finally getting his proper slut on instead of defiling Jedi tenets, it would be him.

gffa

I remember reading an article about this, yeah!

“Jedi Knights aren’t celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships.”

So they definitely can have sex, it’s possessive relationships (which is what attachment is associated with) that they forbid. Whether Anakin is right that that includes marriage or if he’s misinterpreted that part, who knows, but you will NEVER convince me that Obi-Wan didn’t feel perfectly free to have sex when he felt like it.

forcearama

LOL @ all of this, but also I am dying because what if, after all this anguish, there actually WASN’T a Jedi Rule against marriage, Anakin was just confused (I mean…this is Anakin we’re talking about,) and so when Anakin and Padme are (poorly) sneaking around all those YEARS, the rest of the Jedi are like “…so, do they not want us to know they’re married? Why?” Other Jedi are starting to feel slighted and wondering why Anakin didn’t invite any of his Jedi family to the wedding. Jedi don’t get married that often, so when one of them does, they throw one HELL of a PARTY. Yoda is heartbroken because he’s Anakin’s elderly great-great Jedi grandpa and he still didn’t even get an announcement in his inter-office mail.

Obi-Wan shrugs and explains that, well, Anakin’s weird sometimes. Oh, he’s tried to ask about Senator Amidala, all right, but Anakin always brushes him off! He’s not sure what to do anymore (and he’s also totally pretending not to be crushed that he wasn’t asked to be best man.)

On a slightly less ridiculous note, I am completely sure Obi-Wan was not celibate. One of my favorite things about the Rey’s Parentage Debates were when people would be like “well we know she’s not Obi-Wan’s granddaughter because CLEARLY Obi-Wan would Never have sex oh my no” and I’d just be like “look, I don’t know who her parents are, and I have no stake in this fight, but if you think that man never had sex with anybody ever I am not sure we are even watching the same show.”

gffa

OBI-WAN JUST WANTED TO ASK HIM ABOUT WHERE THEY WERE REGISTERED AND ANAKIN BIT HIS HEAD OFF SO ALL RIGHT GUESS ANAKIN DOESN’T WANT TO SHARE THIS WITH THE REST OF THEM. Yoda’s heartbroken about it, he was so looking forward to the grandkids’ wedding and that Senator Amidala girl is really nice, he gets a warm feeling in his heart when he sees her! On to the slightly more serious note–I’m pretty sure the implication that we were supposed to take away from his relationship with Satine was YEAH THEY DEFINITELY BANGED because even if Korkie wasn’t canonically his bio-son we’re meant to at least consider the idea and to consider THEY HAD TO HAVE BANGED IN THE FIRST PLACE. Also, you know there’s a string out there of of heartbroken super hot blondes who just get SO MAD at his stupid handsome face. Probably at least a dozen of them!

gffa

mochibuni said:

I would like an AU(?) fic of Jedi Waiting For Marriage Inviations Where Are They Anakin???

I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE ANAKIN THINKS THEY ALL HATE HIM BECAUSE THEY’RE JERKS BUT REALLY THEY’RE JUST MAD THAT HE DOESN’T INVITE THEM TO STUFF. Mace Windu gives him the stink eye and Anakin just knows that guy hates him for no good reason, meanwhile Mace is STILL WAITING FOR THE INVITATION and it’s not until Anakin finally tells them about the Sith Lord that Mace’s trust in him is renewed. Yoda’s constantly dropping hints like, “Friends, I thought we were, hmmm??” out of the blue and Anakin’s just like, “Uhhh????” and has no idea Yoda’s hinting about how MAYBE THEY WOULD LIKE AN INVITATION.

fireflyfish

“ANAKIN SKYWALKER! WHERE IS MY FANCY ASS NABOO WEDDING INVITATION?”

A sudden lance of ice cold fear pierced Anakin’s heart as he look up from the discarded guts of a busted R4 astromech, the second one Obi-Wan had managed to blow up in the past month. He looked up to find the source of such ire and affront in the Force to look upon the stormy face of Mace Windu, a clutch of Jedi huddled behind him, his master and Ahsoka included.

“Uh… Excuse me? What are… what are you talking about, Master Windu?” Anakin panicked looking from Mace to Obi-Wan and back again and when Obi-Wan’s stony expression gave nothing away he turned round and plantive eyes to Ahsoka, begging for an explanation.

Ahsoka merely huffed, and glared right back at him.

“You and Senator Amidala? All the times Kenobi has to pretend you’re working with ‘Captain Rex’? Don’t act like I don’t know what’s going on!” Mace continued, glaring down at an absolutely terrified Chosen on. “I know you and that hot piece of Naboo Booty are serious and I want to know where my sith-damned wedding invitation is! Where are you registered? Does Padme want linen napkins or some kind of silk linen blend? These are things *I* need to know!”

“Linen, I would guess,” Yoda cackled from his strange little hover chair that I would really like to have because laziness. “From Gingensu, yes?”

“Really, Anakin, it’s been what? Two years already?” Obi-Wan sighed, gesturing with a hand. “And I am really looking forward to spoiling your children rotten, in petty unJedi-like revenge. We want grandchildren, Anakin. Yoda is not getting any younger.”

“B-b-b-but I-I-I-I’m not, we’re not married!” Anakin stammered out, horrified to see not only Plo Koon joining the group of disapproving Jedi but possibly Rex and the rest of Torrent company. “Who said I was married?”

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thewillowbends

OH MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW OSTENTATIOUS A NABOO/JEDI-SPONSORED CEREMONY WOULD BE? Think about Naboo fashion and architecture. Think about the Jedi Temple’s giant statues of gilded bronze and the hand-sculpted library statuettes. Think of their robe budget alone.

Padmè buys a new dress. This one is even MORE intricate and stunning than the first one. She gets a tiara. She gets ALL THE TIARAS and hands them out to all wedding guests. Her veil runs from the altar to the end of the red carpet. You can barely see the floor for all of the crushed petals lining the floor, thrown there by the herds of younglings Yoda is corralling around the interior of the villa. All of the lighting is provided by lightsaber. Mace Windu insists on officiating despite Anakin’s protests. He glares at Anakin steadily when he reaches his part of the vows, because he is quite fond of Senator Amidala but cannot for the life of him understand her taste in men, but he’ll damn well make sure Skywalker does it right this time, fancy post-wedding notes and all.

The ceremony is beautiful, and so is the bride, but halfway through it, though, things descend into chaos when Ahsoka decides not to hold her peace and demands to know why Obi Wan isn’t at the alter with them. She’s seen her master and Anakin together. Mama didn’t raise no fool. In fact, Mama didn’t raise her at all. She’s pretty sure those sweaty lightsaber spars are not platonic. Who exactly are the two of them fooling? Plo Kloon tries not to laugh as Obi Wan chokes on his wine.

Padmè’s family is both amused and alarmed at these proceedings. Skywalker is a bit of a surprise, but at least a welcome one. He’s young and handsome and accomplished…but General Kenobi….he’s got two out of three going for him, but an older man, really Anakin? Bit of a scandal for poor Padmè to bring him into her fold, but they suppose some better clothes and a discreet visit to a spa might do him so good. They did approve of his dramatic cape flourish when he walked in. He has potential.

Anakin is seriously sweating under the pressure, but on the other hand, some of his favorite people are here, and they are all paying attention to him!

gffa

I LOVE ALL OF THIS. I have seen that Jedi Temple and some of their ceremonies, they love giant beams of light shooting up from the ground in an artful display, they love giant statues and big, beautiful trees of history and tradition, and fancy swirly patterns on their ceremonial outfits. Padme’s family is skeptical about Obi-Wan until they see the dramatic disrobe AND that the Jedi (and lbr Anakin especially) made him get dressed up all fancy and then, “Well, at least he has good taste then!” They’re really won over when, after the dramatic disrobes, they see each of them are wearing a special stylized emblem on their wedding outfit that blends the Naboo symbol with the Jedi symbol–a fancy Naboo fleur-de-lis in the center with the upraised Jedi wings. Everyone thought it was just for Anakin and Padme, but then Ahsoka’s like NOPE IT WAS TO SYMBOLIZE ALL THREE OF THEM when she pops up to shove Obi-Wan (who was originally “the best man” but Anakin ACTUALLY MANAGED TO KEEP A SECRET FOR ONCE mostly only because his excitement was written off as being excited about getting the big dream wedding he’s always wanted) up there with them. And, hey, look! They just so happen to have an extra sacred Naboo wedding candle to light during the ceremony to be a guiding light in times of need and to hold back the darkness, the three of their lights stronger together than and it just happens to fit into the specially made candelabra for the three of them! (Obi-Wan gives every single Jedi the stink eye for this, but he doesn’t actually protest. Anakin is BLINDING in his radiating happiness.) Yoda absolutely is one of the flowerkids and helps them use the Force to keep the petals swirling around in a gentle rainfall of flowers.

ihadtofindyou

glad ghosts is a universe where ghosts exist (i mean, duh) bc otherwise, the fact that julian was born the day after cap died would bring up the chilling possibility of the most unhinged reincarnation of all time.

wyld-magik

How to Pronounce the Sabbats

Samhain (31 Oct) – Irish Gaelic for “summer’s end.” The standard Irish pronunciation is “sow-in” with the “ow” like in “cow." Other pronunciations that follow with the many Gaelic dialects include "sow-een” “shahvin” “sowin” (with “ow” like in “glow”). The Scots Gaelic spelling is “Samhuin” or “Samhuinn.” There is no linguistic foundation for saying this word “samhane” the way it might look if it were English. When in doubt, just say “Hallows” or even “Hallowe'en.” Yule (21 Dec) – Norse for “wheel.” It’s pretty much pronounced just like it looks, although if you want to make a stab at a Scandinavian sound, it’ll be more like “yool” and less like “yewl." This is the winter solstice. Imbolg/Imbolc (1 Feb) – Irish Gaelic for "in the belly.” Pronounce this one “IM-bullug” or “IM-bulk” with a guttural “k” on the end. Other names include Candlemas; Brighid (pronounced “breed”), who is the Irish goddess whose festival this is; and Oimelc (pronounced EE-mulk), which means “ewe’s milk” in Scots Gaelic. Ostara (21 Mar) – Saxon name for a maiden goddess of spring, loosely connected to Astarte and Ishtar. This one’s easy – "o-STAHR-uh.“ Other names include Eostre (say "OHS-truh” or "EST-truh"). This is the spring equinox. Beltane/Bealtaine (30 April/ 1 May) – Irish Gaelic for either “fires of Bel” or “bright fires.” If you want to try it in Gaelic, you can say “bee-YAWL-tinnuh” or “BELL-tinnuh.” Unlike Samhain, this word can within the linguistic structure of its language of origin be pronounced like it looks – “BELL-tane” – without totally abandoning its original construction. Other names are Walpurgisnacht (vawl-PUR-gis-nahkt) and May Day. Litha (21 Jun) – Norse or Anglo-Saxon for “longest day." You can say this one just like it looks, or you can try for a Scandinavian sound and say "leetha” with the “th” more like a “t." This is the summer solstice. Lughnasadh/Lunasa or Lammas (1 Aug) – The first is Irish Gaelic for "festival of Lugh” (a major Irish deity); the second is Anglo-Saxon for “festival of the loaves” (“hlaf-mass”). Don’t panic at that spelling; the second (which is modern Irish as opposed to old Irish) tells you all you need to know. Say “LOO-nah-sah.” (Some people maintain that the Scots dialect says it “LOO-nah-soo.”) Lammas is just like it looks, “LAH-mus.” Mabon (21 Sep) – This is believed to be a form of the Welsh word for “son.” Therefore, it would probably be pronounced “MA-bon" with the "a” like in “mass.” However, most Wiccans and pagans say "MAY-bon.“ This is the autumn equinox.

north-peach

The level of wordbuilding I'm doing is killing me but sleep is for the weak!

What do y'all think of this?

A new word to refer to the New Mandalorians as!

Usually, in fanon you see Evvar'ade which, translated directly, means "new children". The same word 'ade' is used for "Mando'ade" as in, 'children of Mandalore', as in 'True Mandalorians'.

However, canonnically, the New Mandalorians regarded as 'the faithless' and I don't have a direct translation for that, so I decided to make my own version!

Behold, two versions, one more devastating than the other but both canonically true.

Naas'nare.

No actions vs not of (these) actions.

To be a Mandalorian, one must swear to the Resol'nare (the Six Actions or Tenets). There are gray areas involving children and family, but that's basically it.

Therefore the Naas'nade do not swear to the Resol'nare, and are therefore, not Mandalorians.

The second is a simple addition of a 't'.

Naast'nare.

Destroyer (of) actions.

Which is a fantastical name for a people who call themselves Mandalorians while trying so desperarely to destroy Mandalorian culture.

Mando'a is not spoken, no armor is worn, no weapons allowed, self defense is frowned upon and their leader is a Duke/Duchess, not a Mand'alor.

I haven't seen a single non-human New Mandalorian that didn't have some type of pale skin, light hair and light eyes.

Canonically they are also a government of caretakers installed by the Republic over the Mandalorian sector, on one of the few planets they didn't destroy in a preemptive strike.

Colonizers, trying to assimilate the culture of an almost conquered people is as nice as I'm going to get.