[luvxcroft]

Interview with the Vampire

IG: Blurdly

[pharahsgf]

offense fully intended but way too many people on this site think activism starts and ends with watching the right media and liking the right characters

[fagcrisis]

dashboard in the morning simulator

mutual 1: i need to quit my job

mutual 2: i need to quit my job

mutual 3: i need to quit my job

mutual 4: i need to quit my job

mutual 5: i need to quit my job

mutual 6: i need to quit my job

mutual 7: i need to quit my job

mutual 8: i need to quit my job

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[notarobot1006]

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[eleutheria4ever]

“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

[anabitchzilla]

[somerandomdudelmao]

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

[thepartyponies]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[muchlovefleursblog]

[mooniluvyou]

me fr

cred: kendollisms on insta

[junk-thunder]

[patricksmom]

it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[annie-maria12]

So true

[the-worm-man]

call that a skill issue. i have all 5 😎

[the-worm-man]

ok you’re not gonna believe this. but my advisor

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

[nflstreet]

[neofooturism]

[weonsinnombre]