je ne sais pas

i am not a teenager and i mean it

[astudyintransience]

both ears are the gay ear

[astudyintransience]

having ears is gay

[officialcrow]

van gogh: miss me with that gay shit

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[comradeprozac]

If there weren’t enough reasons to think that Apple is just bad at the whole emoji thing, there is this

[doecourser-moved-blog]

[lifeofcynch]

well that’s unsettling

[super-affection]

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

[astraldemise]

people with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes are so pretty.. fantastic combination…

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[salty-red-mage]

[michigrim]

Japan’s complete lack of understanding of declining birth rates in relation to its work culture reminds me a lot of how America has an assumption that millennials are killing industries when the truth is they are more frugal because of a lack of funds.

Both come from a conservative mindset that neglects the impact that a toxic work culture can have on society.

[michigrim]

A 80+ hour work week in order to maintain financial stability isn’t exactly a solid ground to date people and eventually build a family from a healthy relationship.

A workforce comprised of 20 somethings that make between 20-40k a year in entry positions isn’t a good ground to build a reliable consumer base when a huge chunk of that is going to rent, utilities, car payments, and student loans.

[the-bluuuuest-deactivated201812]

This is a fascinating connection, you should write a paper on this

[diseonfire]

I am convinced that, in general, people want to have families. Many, if not most, would be happy to raise children. But in order to have children and raise them, especially to do so well, people need happy, stable relationships, financial security and time to devote to - you know - actually raising the child. You need both money and time to do that. If people are not given the time and means to be able to create social connections and strong relationships, to devote to parenthood and family, then they are not going to do it. How can they?

[explorerrowan]

If anything Millennials are out there trying to prove that we’re better potential parents than our parents were, because we’re practicing safe sex, using contraception and abortion to make sure we’re not bringing a child into a life that’s a financial mess where we’re working too many hours to even raise the kid. Prior generations complain that we were raised by TV and video games, and that may be true, but the thing is, we know that the reason we had to be raised by TV and video games is that their workaholic butts were never home to do it themselves, and we’re not going to do that to the next kids. And that may mean not having kids until conditions are right.

[thedreadqueen]

☕️

[schizoauthoress]

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

[darkfrog24]

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

[thesylverlining]

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

[aleshakills]

Tbh I’m really sick of cis women talking about creating all women spaces and saying “Oh yeah, and gay guys are invited obviously” before even considering or mentioning trans women.

[aleshakills]

You know what I changed my mind reblog this.

[sarahlinauthor]

I. Do. Not. Want. Gay. Men. In. My. All. Women. Spaces.

Women? Yes. Trans women? Yes. Gay women? Yes. Bisexual women? Yes. All women? YES.

Men? No.

Regardless if they’re gay men, this is not a space for them. I couldn’t give a flying fuck who they’re sexually attracted to. That hasn’t stopped cis gay men from shutting down conversations or taking them over, or from behaving inappropriately and unsafely towards women.

Women need safe spaces where we can be women and talk about what’s important for and to us. Women need all women spaces.

Trans women more than welcome.

[christinamirabilis]

YES If I see that post about some utopian women-only gym where gay men are also invited but lesbians and trans women aren’t even mentioned ONE MORE TIME, I’m going to fucking strangle someone

[tandytoaster]

[butchflirt]

[crepusculer]

[bubblegum-pwussay]

Stanley had them white people trained lmfao

[onlyblackgirl]

He is me.

[nostrem]

[thes3nator]

Did the guy in the blue shirt just throw the guy with the black shirt off a bridge for respecting women???

[cosettetape1]

No, the guy in the black shirt willingly jumped off the bridge to go get the love letter, because he respect women that much.

[attractthecrows]

when you drink yo respect women juice

[peelingmandarins]

From Renaissance Nude Paintings to Postmodern Water-Balloon-Tiddy Hentai Art: How Men’s Portrayal of the Female Anatomy Went From Bad to Diabolical & Why Men Should Be Banned From Drawing Women Forever

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[lynati]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[memesandlaughs]

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[mrmistoff-deactivated20200627]

you can’t just care about Jews one week of the month and not the rest. like for example, just this month:

a swedish Jewish politician’s house was burned down in a suspected antisemitic attack

a group of teenagers, one wearing a Star of David, were robbed and beaten by three adult men in france

the headstones of a Jewish cemetery in greece were smashed

over the span of two days, two visibly Orthodox Jewish men were attacked in brooklyn

antisemitism never went away. it never stopped being violent. you cant only care about us only when its a top news story or trending on twitter.