Heyo

pix | she/they please xoxo

[science-bastard]

lab coat worn off the shoulders has got me acting unwise

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

‘unwise’ is a fun way to say lab safety violation 

[supermario-2]

[farmlesbians]

people are being so annoying about the new hozier collab its ok to just say u don’t like it u don’t have to be like “omg what is this my fae forest man not writing about bogs and trauma is going to ruin my sad girl autumn go back into the forest to hibernate and write about corpses again” like ????

[farmlesbians]

he is a man named andrew.

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[draintheblood]

nature documentaries should get as popular as other mainstream tv shows like game of thrones or w/e people should love them imagine coming online and people are like yoooo did u see what waxy monkey tree frog did on last nights episode

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

MILF

man i love friday

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

it’s FRIDAY milfs and milf lovers!!

[damnsparce]

Hey mutuals if Tumblr goes down remember you can find me as a 1% encounter rate in Johto’s Dark Cave

[the-tree-line]

everyboddy shut  UP im THINKING about finctional character

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[mod2amaryllis]

I fucking hate twitter and I hate the topics feature but this ONE time, this single time, they got me

[seshrat]

i’m like 95% sure nobody on this site actually knows what rawing means

[seshrat]

[teacupsandcyanide]

Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol …

Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: … I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

[teacupsandcyanide]

Lord of the Rings is a comedy

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

Every time I see that post that’s something like “weird, but technically not a sin,” I think about being seven or eight years old and bawling to the priest that I had scaled the walls of the pantry in my home like a spider monkey in order to eat all of the cookies that my parents had naïvely hidden on the top shelf to keep me from getting into them and wailing that I was a hopeless criminal and hearing just dead silence on the other side of the little wall.

[ontarom]

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[mudaship39]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

[sayingmygoodbyes-deactivated202]

[sistertaxon]

whats the gender for march

[sistertaxon]

[enby-life]

Bitches be like “I’m panphobic” go outside and get a hobby, goddamn.

[enby-life]

If “exclusionist” is a central part of your identity in the year 2021, please GOD get off of tumblr and talk to actual real queer people. Hold a conversation. Touch some grass.

[fitzefitcher]

#not to be rude but if you genuinely believe your biggest threat as an LGBT person are LGBT identities you don't like existing#genuinely go outside. speak to an LGBT person over 25. read something other than posts.

[sandersgrey]

[ID: The "at home on a Friday night?" Sonic meme, but it's been edited to say "You're an exclusionist in 2021? God, you're pathetic." End of ID.]