This blog is a thing

Because seriously...what are this?

[phantomrose96]

me at 10: well really what I want to do with my life is cure cancer, and be an extremely famous scientist, and discover things that change the world, and win a Nobel Prize, and be a novelist, and

me at 20: so what I think I want is to have a successful career, and work hard for promotions, and establish myself in my industry, and make a good life for myself, and sure it's not curing cancer but it's more realistic

me at 30: I want to pet my kitty cat. I want to go on long bike rides when the weather is nice. I want to roll around on the grass. I want to cook good food. I want to clean my house. I want to get a good vacuum. I want to sleep when I'm tired. I want to never open Microsoft Teams again.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cyberdogbutch]

let's get zoomies with mama !!

[animentality]

[shop5]

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

[omegaversereloaded]

southern american politicians will be like "m'name's buck bingo and i'm a hard worker...... just like y'all" and he's an private school + ivy league educated guy actually named buckley beaumont carlisle who was born into a family who owned slaves and still profits from it to this day. and people eat that shit up.

[ruinedchildhood]

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[shnehollander]

Next years met gala theme shoold be the cw's supernatural

[muntzerism-diggerism]

There's no point in breeding cats they just generate spontaneously out of gross alleyways and are born perfect every time

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m begging you to look at this.

[leebrontide]

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[qqueenofhades]

Pope says he has 'no fear' of Trump after scathing criticism

The US president accuses Leo of being "weak on crime and terrible for foreign policy".

[laropasucia]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[spartalabouche]

what do you want to do with your last name if you got married/are married

both keep our last names

i take my partners last name

my partner takes my last name

hyphenate our last names together

mash our last names into one new name

pick a new different last name together

something else

i dont know

i dont want to get married

Voting ended onApr 17