is that your idea of paradise?

who do you think taught you to laugh and cry—you think it's my fault you forgot how? (20s, they/them, asian. follows + likes from @adinaastra. occasionally runs on untagged queue. archived at @whathappenedtodess.)

[whathappenedtodecember]

the dreemurr siblings, in another life

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[whathappenedtodecember]

is it obnoxious that clover is a club because dess uses a bat. probably not

[likeipictureyou]

deltarune comic pt. 1

[likeipictureyou]

pt. 2

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[fwugradiation]

“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

--

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

--

Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.

[cloveryth]

swing batter swing

[novak-contact]

Some pre-canon Dess and Asriel. He’s drying her hair with a Dyson bc these Holidays are posh. Can be seen as either platonic or romantic but I do ship them a little, their story is pretty tragic.

Process pic + closeups:

What are thoooose

[synthient]

hey, i'm really interested in your reading that kris and noelle going out of bounds is going to drop them in undertale and split kris into frisk and chara, and that it's possible even the normal route will end similarly. related to this, i want to ask, what do you think of "the only human" theory? (basically the theory that frisk and chara are the same person all along) (if you're not familiar: tumblr(.)com/shiftersinc/781185239661805569/the-only-human-document)

thank you! And sorry about the delay, it took a couple days for me to get around to reading the linked theory

(To summarize for anyone else reading:) "The Only Human Theory" is basically a reading that Asriel was wrong at the end of the pacifist route, and Frisk and Chara are actually the same person. As in: Frisk is actually Chara's zombie. The player's soul and determination reanimated the vessel of Chara's corpse.

I'll admit I was a little skeptical going in, but I was surprised by how much textual evidence there was for it. Frisk's bandage, and the "mummy wrappings" in Chara's empty coffin. The detail of the other 6 humans seemingly rising from their graves offscreen after Asriel frees their souls. The fact that we never actually see Frisk fall, and just find them en medias res standing on top of Chara's grave. The fact that Asriel openly suggests that Chara has risen from the grave in the no mercy run, and seems to believe this in every run except the final scenes of true pacifist (where he's not necessarily any more of a reliable narrator). "You tell a story about a kid who played in the dirt," "It's as comfortable as it looks [while checking Chara's coffin]," etc. And the idea that the name "Frisk" could be Chara choosing a new identity after the player shakes their worldview in true pacifist, rather than asserting that they were never Chara to begin with.

And there's a pretty clear link to Kris being repeatedly referred to as a "zombie." As well as Toby's comment that Varik is supposed to be dead by the end of the Halloween Hack, with only the player keeping his body moving.

So. Very (very) interesting! And the idea that the Undertale player was piloting a corpse all along could definitely have resonance with the Deltarune player getting Kris killed but producing the Undertale reality in the process, yeah.

[synthient]

Okay I'm also thinking about Flowey renaming himself because he feels like a fundamentally different person after his (un)death, and Chara choosing their own new name that starts with an F to match.

And in the pacifist run, Frisk presumably takes the player soul with them, which keeps their body alive and gives them a second chance at life on the surface. But they're still only "borrowing" the soul, and the player could take it back at any time.

...unless, of course, the player chooses to sell their soul to Chara after the no mercy run. In which case the "soulless pacifist" ending...might actually be the "fairest" one? In that it's the only ending where we truly grant Chara/Frisk the freedom to be their own person

(And whether they go on a murder spree on the surface, or just prank us and then go eat a pie like Kris did, is up to them)

[synthient]

Okay and how about: Kris sells their soul trying to bring Dess back in that ritual with Catti -> Dess comes back as the Knight, while Kris is left in the same soulless state as Flowey (which mostly manifests as them acting depressed) -> the player takes over the "empty" vessel of Kris's body. Which puts Kris in the frustrating position of getting their emotions back just as they lose their autonomy

[mouseydraws]

deltarune.com/december

[pinkcultgirl]

why coundlt toby fox have made kris play the maracas or something drawing this sucked ass

Based on this cutscene

[krispdreemurr]

i dunno if you've talked about this before but the entire structure of chapter 5 centering the party as the antagonists i think absolutely says volumes about what kris is feeling about their role at this point

yeah absolutely... its fascinating how much flowery seems to Dislike kris. like, kris created a darkner who knows all their sins and is actively judging them without ever quite giving the game away

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

I don't know why people are acting like Susie and Ralsei ruined Kris's "big chance" with Pink, because if you choose "Gotta win" after they tell Pink they were just flirting to win the battle they literally turn to the camera and peace sign

they weren't into her bro lol

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

Kris can also "flirt" with the Watercoolers/Mizzles and isn't actually into them either

so far the only sure way to tell if Kris is serious is that they completely lose the ability to effectively flirt at all lmao

[hugdog]

A lot on her plate.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

"Aww, Kris wants to be thrown into the airlock, too?"

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

THE FUCKING,,, SUSIE DOLL IS STILL FLOATING AROUND UP THERE IN THE ENDING

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

loved the very specific fuckery with "gendered" terms this chapter

reminder that gendered terms should be fucked with as often as possible and aren't cages you need to lock yourself or anyone else in

[whathappenedtodecember]

perhaps krusie is growing on me

[whathappenedtodecember]

not too loud on that

[goomyloid]

It means everything

(happy 10th bday UNDERTALE!)

[kraftitain]

i actually never want to hear anything bad about him again

i audibly went "aww" i fucking love this stupid chud