Queer As A Three Dollar Bill

Hey I'm Calley. 22. Idk. Follow my dogs: Ranbydoghair My grooming blog: Thebitezone

[conbiniiko]

life sucks. i have no goth friends to dance under overpasses with

[balkanradfem]

me picking berries: my eyes evolved to see color specifically for this purpose. I am using my human features the way mother nature intended to. this feels right. I am a witch also.

[brandneweyescd]

i would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy

[company]

being in your early 20s is about *starts to cry uncontrollably*

[monsieurenjlolras]

being in your mid twenties is like *cries slightly more controlably*

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

Can’t believe I went to 6 months of 12 step meetings to learn this wisdom when I could have just watched this

[aus-yeezus]

[omgislena-blog]

[brbjellyfishing]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[pugclub]

[todaysbat]

[thebewilderer]

THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

I REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

[metamorphesque]

1. Meg Day 2. Haruki Murakami 3. Edouard Labrosse 4. Rainer Maria Rilke 5. Ron Hicks 6. Virginia Woolf 7. Joan Didion 8. Ron Hicks 9. Sylvia Plath 10. Anne Magill 11. Franz Kafka 12. Peter Wever 13. Vi Khi Nao 14. Peter Wever 15. Anna Akhmatova

[decomposingdyke]

@todaysbird put a bunch of grackles on my dash so i made a meme

[questdesign]

[everythingfox]

Petting a mighty fine duck

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[backhurtyy]

gay af for a man to be a construction worker. why are you in a man’s hole?

[todaysbird]