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Hey I'm Ell, and im doing my best yo. He/they pronouns!

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

[krudman]

accurate.

[tigermicki]

I can’t believe we were robbed of this line in the anime

[veganboo]

inuyasha

[haikuhowell-blog]

2012 dan: “we’re not attached at the hip you know. we’re totally separate people”

2015 dan: “lol phil lets tape our legs together lmao *sings* twoo become oneee”

[misandry-mermaid]

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex.  Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI.  I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this.  I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard.  That is all.

[bantamazadeh]

[deyziah-deactivated20230731]

The best song I ever heard in my life

[bantamazadeh]

same

[my-fangirlythings]

hah what

[freerobotfrost]

Here is a story about a jealous Elephant Shrew

[justbrosthings]

what europeans think black friday looks like in america

[geargieee-deactivated20150501]

my favorite part of Good Omens

[apxtheosis-remaking]

yes i do know all the zodiac signs… aries the ram, tavros the bull, gemini the double headed cyclops, cancer the crab, leo the lion fursona, virgo the vampire, libra the scales, serket the spider, saggitarius the buff centaur, aquarius the flying seahorse and pisces the lowkey bitch

[blue-r4ven]

you forgot capricorn the juggalo

[apxtheosis-remaking]

i know what i’m about son

[pothole-geode]

*Scorpio the spider. Your homestuck was showing too much.

[apxtheosis-remaking]

wow you got me thats the only homestuck reference in this entire shitpost congrats

[whatisfunction-blog]

The Sleeping Squads

Dream Mumblers: Gemini, Libra, Pisces.

Pillow Huggers: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo.

Stretchers: Scorpio, Sagittarius.

Cute Snorers: Aries, Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius.

[excessivefarce]

How to Make an Omelette: Starring Shia Labeouf

[theoreocat]

[starlingheart]

BIG BLEP

[mousegard]

THE BIGGEST BLEP

[alcoholixsocialitx]

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

[bitchlegend-deactivated20150409]

Okay so I reblogged this post and

There are definitely two kinds of people

[young-mrs-robinson-deactivated2]

Pls pls pls I want a nickname

[mulattopanther]

This could be interesting

[tealtang]

Terezi: Lizard Wizard

[whatisfunction-blog]

i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to

[boredpanda]

Unusual Bird Nests Built In The Weirdest Places

[fieldbears]

I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like

‘fuck all y'all, that’s one of the best things I’ve done’

plus one story/drawing that everyone loves

‘really? that one?’

[fieldbears]

apparently this rant has struck a chord with people jfc

[fieldbears]

this is getting ridiculous