guardian of the trees

Canada. Female. An avid love of all things botanical. Dogs. Plants. Chai lattes. And modern herbalism

[officialgaryoak]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[toroimage]

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[kandykittixd]

This is now my favorite photo

[cellobuster]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[riverlarking]

sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going

[bundibird]

I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[usertaylorswift]

LAVENDER HAZE (2023) written & directed by Taylor Swift

[nessa007]

That final shot! Knives Out (2019) Ready or Not (2019) Midsommar (2019) Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) The Menu (2022)

[funnytwittertweets]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Berry!!

[baple-macon-bunny]

I feel like now is a good time to make this perfectly clear: I am unapologetically pro-choice. If you don't like that, block me.

Y'know what? If you're anti-abortion/pro-forced birth? Please block me. Stay far away from me. Kindly go away.

[toastbutteregg]

[bisexualwario]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[cursmudgeon]

Congrats to tiktok influencers for finding a way to turn “judgmental high school mean girl” into a career. You used to need a nursing degree to do that.

[demonprincex]

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.

[omghotmemes]

That’s… Why I’m here