[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[ladofletters]

[working link]

[weasley-detectives]

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

[theimprobabledreamersworld]

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

[whatitdoleslieee]

hi — say it back

[blackfairypresident]

you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

[requiemforadeathmask]

Except it isn’t always that simple.

[forest-of-grace]

Except it literally is. I deal with verbal and emotional abuse daily at my job. I get disrespected daily. I’ve had customers throw things at me. Not one of those situations have I ever felt the need to pull a gun on them and shoot them. In fact, I am expected to tolerate that kind of abuse with a smile and often times those people get rewarded for their behavior.

If a cop can’t deal with being disrespected without murdering people then they don’t need to be a fucking cop.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

paramedics & emergency room medical staff deal with people pulling the most disrespectful, violent, deranged shit and still continue to provide care. they shouldn’t have to put up with that but they fucking do, and they don’t fucking shoot people for being rude to them.

[mynuet]

Add teachers to the list of professions that deal with some wild behavior and still manage not to kill people.

[theproblematicblogger]

[aynenbiakillisensin]

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

[loudons]

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

[pavarios]

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

[lightspeedsound]

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

[kitty2i-blog]

[bongwatershots]

Collaboration....

[hellsite-yano]

[devincastro]

[tguzz]

I will always reblog this

[zachlironis-blog]

Always and forever

[animatedtext]

[official-creepypasta]

[kingjinxii]

me: (makes another impulse purchase)

my bank account:

[kristina100000]

we are all just cam girls for the surveillance state

[sixpenceee]

Did you know that bees sleep between 5-8 hours a day, sometimes in flowers? Also, they like to sleep with other bees and hold each other’s feet.                    

Source     

[ladydiscomfortlover]

FUCKING SOBBIBG

I wANNA CUDDLE SUM BEEZ

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[zoobus]

One sentence horror story

[everythingfox]

Is this what hell looks like

[shock]

wish I could show this to someone in 1905 and make them throw up

[squat-damn-deactivated20200919]

[ace-feminist]

Reblogging for the guy’s panic

[thegertie]

To be fair, I also panicked.