What I Would Have Emailed

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Humility can be a slithery form of arrogance. I know. I live in Texas, where being proud and humble is a perfected form of speech.

Bonnie Wheeler Medieval Heroines in History and Legend Lecture 11: "Wholly Hildegard"

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@engrprof @nimblermortal

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When you get to a certain speed, Mother Nature taps you on the shoulder and reminds you of the Law of Relativity.

Prof. Steven Goldman, Science in the Twentieth Century Lecture 7: "Learning By Smashing"

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Protect Yourself With Government-Issued Sailor Moon Condom Packs

Japan to give out 60,000 heart-packaged condoms & leaflets to stop STDs

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I flew in and stayed at Mike's house for [4?] days, and we'd ride in to work together, listening to metal music, and then have 8 hours in the booth. So, it was metal on the way there, metal in the booth, metal on the way home, sleep, do it again.

Bryce Papenbrook, on recording Attack on Titan

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Q: In the manga, we know what's in the basement.

LL: So... it's not blow up dolls?

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Q: Who's your OTP?

BP: Derpy Titan and Santa Claus Titan.

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Question: How many times, do you think, that you said the word "kill"?

BP: As Eren?

MM: At least once.

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Mike McFarland: dialog with himself

MM [as Levi]: I can't cook in this toilet yet, Jaeger.

MM [as Eren]: Sir, no one's going to eat out of the toilet.

MM [as Levi]: I'll be the judge of that.

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Now say "grenade!". Now say "GRENADE!" Now say "grenade", but you stop halfway through, because of the grenade.

Mike McFarland, on video game directions (I think for Call of Duty)

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If there are no questions, we'll all play Giant Fish Bowl: we stare at each other awkwardly.

Mike McFarland

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I only shoot for 2 days. No one needs to know why my arm doesn't move.

Cherami Leigh, on a hypothetical broken arm

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They're not mine; they're my husband's - not that I don't love all our Pokemon Plush children.

Cherami Leigh

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This was shot in our living room -- hence, all the Pokemon plush.

Cherami Leigh, on the CONfessionals videos

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CL: Of course, we're doing this on a Sunday. Morning.

BP: Do you want to go to church or listen to Cherami swear?

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Sorry, spoilers, I'm not going to die.

Bryce Papenbrook (the main character)