*on the phone*
lexi: fez, I'm breaking up-
fez: i'm pregnant!
lexi: i... i meant the phone
fez: shit. right, sorry. i panicked
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@whatkeepsmeup
*on the phone*
lexi: fez, I'm breaking up-
fez: i'm pregnant!
lexi: i... i meant the phone
fez: shit. right, sorry. i panicked
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that
I hate applying for jobs. ādesired salary for this roleā one billion dollars next question
A newly-born lamb suggles up to a sleeping boy. 16th March 1940. (Photo by Williams, Fox Photos, Getty Images)
[OCs] i just wanna live in this moment forever, 'cause i'm aftaid that livin' couldn't get any better
alt verion bc i find it hilarious
There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all
8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will...
Orfayo
painfully true
Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry
This is so funny. The 90s had the most absolutely heinous hyper processed candies. Unchallenged champion of checkout counter bullshit.
We were obsessed with making every sweet a powder, a goo, novelty shaped, or unbearably sour. Often some combination of the above. 90s sweets were utterly ridiculous and it was fantastic.
BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth
Suuuuuck
*FOOMP*
Filipino artist, Gregory Halili, carves intricate skulls into mother of pearl shells.
Iām actually losing it over this, this is gorgeous. I have been staring at this for ages marvelling at the inclusion of pretty accurate sutures. Itās a SKULL in a SHELL, Iām obsessed 10/10
I agree with Tumblr user judgingskeletons
Almost triple the 2008 bailout. Iām going to be sick
Iām just so frustrated. Theyāre laughing at us all. They tell us thereās no money to feed the hungry and clear student debt and thereās no way to have a better health insurance system in this evil country but they can find the money to pump into banks that just gamble with peoples money and to pump into the defense industry and at the end of the day people will tell you to just keep voting because next time they promise those other things will be done. Next time! Itās a promise itās okay!
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