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Gay/ace solidarity is the feeling of extreme confusion on seeing random sex scenes between straight “”couples”” with no chemistry or any romantic buildup between them in movies

raisedontherightcoast

me, putting a bunch of hand wash only things in the washing machine: you guys look out for each other in there OK

fuckyeahasexual

“You don’t get ace people killing themselves because of aphobia”, Tea on canvas (2018)

If you ever see this please reply with @@@thetrevorproject . They are for aces to use, they have trained specfically because aces were calling.

This is also a painful example why excluding people causes harm. Hotlines want people to call it’s often dtiretly tied into their funding so remind people resources are around to be used by anyone in need.

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The absence of women in history is man made.

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How petty

skeptikhaleesi

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

whatbigotspost

Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of.

urulokid

From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:

“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”

Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.

A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”

TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard

naamahdarling

These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”

They gave up.

They couldn’t handle it.

Losers.

Teenage girls are amazing.

damegreywulf

Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed.

It’s not to “make it fair” on women. It’s because men are scared of being beaten by women.

excellentrectangles

THE ABSENCE OF WOMEN IN HISTORY IS MAN-MADE

whatnottowatch

There is so much in this story, the least of which is that Lou Gehrig was a superb human being and Babe Ruth, like many men, was a big baby. The most important thing is that this teenage woman, like most women, was a bad ass.

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Top Episodes of My Brother, My Brother and Me

So I have recently got up to speed with My Brother, My Brother and Me, it took me about 5 months to do it but I did it! Along the way I made notes of all the best episodes I listened to. I thought this would be helpful for new fans who want to get into MBMBaM but find the extensive catalog daunting.

There’s a lot of premium goofs and I’m sorry if your favorite didn’t make the list.

39 Peepum’s Nastygum

89 Grab the Merkin

104 I Hate You Ron

108 The Garfield Monstrosity

109 Flapjack Nickelsack

147 The Legend of Corn Cob Boy

151 Orb is Horse

164 Gaperboy

174 Starbucks Castle Doctrine

175 Torsey

193 Journey to the Center of the Bear

204 Bait Kids

206 Thank Travis for Travis

211 Mrs. Doubtfire 2

215 Glass Shark

219 Pizza Delivery Clone

221 Jareth Defense Tactics

222 The Rich Kids Camp

228 Sex Draculas

229 A Premium Swallow

234 The Legend of Cracker Barrel

242 In the Mouth of Mango

251 Cycle 2.0

253 Bye-Bye Boy

257 Swag Dads

258 OOH, MOMMY!

259 Birthday Surprise Hole

261 Island Boy Begins

261.5 The McElroy Family Fun Hour brought to you by Totinos

265 The Ballad of Tit Liquid

269 Face 2 Face: Loose Gravy

281 Sisterball of the Dribbling Shorts

286 Coyotes Ate Our Dad

300 The Three Hundredth One

302 Honkin’ On Bruno

304 Chicken Soup for Boys

309 Here Comes Ray Donovan

321 Which One Vapes?

326 Open-Source Burger King

333.5 The MBMBaM Guided Sleep Experience for Spiritual Harmony

340 Doritos-Blasted Crow

349 Face 2 Face: Remembering How to do Live Shows in Portland

jewlsies

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

unrulygingerlesbian

ummmm???? do people forget that hitler’s rise to power didn’t START with the holocaust??? like it wasn’t like day one he became chancellor and said “okay from now on, all jews are going to be put into camps”. it started so much more subtle than that. he started with quietly and subtly removing jewish people from civil services, from government positions, then from the entertainment industry, then from being on radio, then from medicine and sciences, then from not letting them go to university, THEN the nuremberg laws that officially classified jewish people as outcasts. THEN Kristallnacht. THEN ghettos. and then THEN the rounding up into camps. this all happened over a span of YEARS.

dictatorship doesn’t arrive with a slimy red bow, dripping with venom. it comes promising to make your country better by putting the blame conveniently on the backs of people that are easy targets and slowly raises the temperature on them until it reaches a boiling point. make no mistake. these ARE the signs of fascism. don’t pretend that there’s an overreaction when there really REALLY isn’t.

zhora-salome

Wannseekonferenz. The day the “final solution” was set into motion. 20th January 1942. Three years into WWII. Nine years after Hitler seized power.

tyleroakley

well this is adorable

whatnottowatch

😍😍😍

fuckyeahasexual

Vote.USA.Gov

aceadvice

LGBTQIA rights and the rights of other minorities are at stake. Please register to vote if you’ll be 18 or older by the day of the election. Your vote has never been more crucial to the future of this country.

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thingsthatarebetterthansex

Things that are better than sex

When it’s your favourite season and the weather is just the way you love it and you get to do seasonal activities

pawpels

whatnottowatch

😂😂😂

tenerife-larry

me: is on my deathbed, flatline

doctor: time of death-

friend: hold on lmao i got this fam

friend: plays yorktown

me: jerks up

me: THE BATTLE OF YORKTOWN 1781 MONSIEUR HAMILTON MONSIEUR LAFAYETTE IN COMMAND WHERE YOU BELONG H OW YOU SAY NO SWEAT hUH WE’RE FINALLY ON THE FIELD WE’VE HAD QUITE A RUN IMMIGRANTS WE GET THE JOB DONE

mamalazzer

Hogwarts over the years

whatnottowatch

😍😍😍

ironychan

“Sex is what makes us human”. Really? Because monkeys have sex. Turtles have sex. Barnacles have sex.

Humans learn foreign languages just because they can. Humans bake cookies. Humans knit sweaters. Humans ask permission to pet other humans’ dogs. Humans argue over whether ghosts are real. Humans write stories they’re too embarrassed to show to anybody. Humans eat food so spicy it makes our noses run. Humans do google searches to find out what kind of bird is making that noise. Humans build pyramids, or travel thousands of miles to look at other humans’ pyramids.

“Sex is what makes us human”. Really?

meowmeow-beenz-deactivated20160

Does anyone else with anxiety get that thing where you just want everything to be quiet and when it’s not, you just get really agitated, and people’s voices just start driving you insane?