Hey-what's-up?

Well done, you've found my 'Normal' blog! House MD fanatic Marvel Fanatic I'll take requests for anything! @James-The-Delivery-Gay

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I did this on purpose

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remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis

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people admitting to coming fast in my notes

[nyanguardparty]

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i want to Eat him

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Eat him Wednesday :)

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eat him wednesday!!

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Tomorrow is devour him Thursday

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and then its fuck that old man friday

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Yes! Smash him Saturday is next

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!! then suck him sunday

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M*te him Monday

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and, finally, tuck him in Tuesday <3

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Now yall can rb anytime

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Thrash him Thursday...

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Mark him Monday

[wilson-the-gay-oncologist]

IF ONLY I COULD TELL You how much I loved you, we wouldn't be sitting here like this, pondering our next moves like nitwits in love, I want to tell you how much I wanna hug you and kiss you, how much I want to hold you and tell you I'm right here. But I'm a fucking coward, so I don't tell you these things. But I love you so much and I want to make you mine, and its not fair it's not fair that you are right in front of me and I can't desire you as lovers because you haven't said "Hey, I want to tell you something" and I haven't said "I want you to know something" So I'm stuck here, I'm stuck here like this hoping you understand how much I love you but knowing that you can never be mine because we haven't spoken to each other and told one another that we love eachother. So here I go. "______" I love you so much I want to Hold you tight underneath the stars, I want you to know I'm right here for you when you need me. I don't truly know you but I'm here I'm here for you to be someone you rant too, someone you cry to so please, please just tell me how you feel and stop avoiding me because you are all I've ever known.

[celestialtacowhisperer]

Are you okay?

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Oh I'm fine, I'm in a happy relationship, this was something I made five years ago and thought I'd show everyone

[luxeberries]

i want to Eat him

[whatsthemoodboardtoday]

Eat him Wednesday :)

[luxeberries]

eat him wednesday!!

[whatsthemoodboardtoday]

Tomorrow is devour him Thursday

[luxeberries]

and then its fuck that old man friday

[whatsthemoodboardtoday]

Yes! Smash him Saturday is next

[luxeberries]

!! then suck him sunday

[whatsthemoodboardtoday]

M*te him Monday

[luxeberries]

and, finally, tuck him in Tuesday <3

[whatsthemoodboardtoday]

Now yall can rb anytime

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Thrash him Thursday...

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Gregory House/Hugh Laurie Pictures I found

[john-kramer-jigsaw]

Stealing these sorry not sorry

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okay then

[nowscience-blog]

[my-wanton-self-deactivated20191]

There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.

They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.

Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.

But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?

Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.

Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…

Whew! Finally, made it to the beach…now The Sex can begin!

Mission accomplished… And a few weeks later after a float in the ocean…

Back come the ankle biters…to the rainforest where they live.

[blackarachnya]

[hypnosiacon-archived]

Wolfentity: A gender connected to wolves and entities, wolf entities, being a wolf and an entity, being a wolf entity.

✖️ Requested by Anon!

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

fetch my drugs and alcohol boy

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

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THIS IS PERFECT

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: SPACE ODYSSEY DMV: SPECIAL DICK Verdict: ACCEPTED

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WHY WAS THIS EXCEPTED BUT PEWXPEW IS NOT?

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: STAR WARS REFERENCE SOUND OF LASER GUNS DMV: PEW PEW Verdict: DENIED

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WHY WAS IT DENIED?

[devilofthepit]

2023:

1. GET! WEIRDER!

2. CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. IF SOMETHING ISNT MAKING YOU HAPPY IT’S NOT WORTH IT

4. STOP WORRYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND START LIVING HOW YOU WANT TO LIVE

7. GAY SEX I GUESS

[caats]

♡♡ Have a good day ♡♡

[jaubaius]

When your puppy is happy you’re home

Source

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♡♡ Have a good day ♡♡

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lmao my cat be like

[writing-prompt-s]

Being invisible has its perks, but you can’t exactly sign a lease. As such, you’ve become quite the expert lockpick to always have a place to sleep. When you settled into the cozy lake cabin to get out of the rain, you hear “We’ve been expecting you” from the shadows.