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side blog to @laneynoir so I can stop clogging it up with the rp blogs.

[great-and-small]

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

[teaboot]

Those is some weird alligators

[whyenn-reader]

''when did we all become so performative'' idk man when the threat of being recorded at any time and posted for milions to see without your knowledge became normalised.

[unfathomablylargekiwi]

I used to think I was manipulative bc I would sometimes make certain facial expressions/use body language that would make people see how I was feeling. Then I realised that that is called expressing yourself and I might be autistic

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

[parkchanwoohoo]

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

[parkchanwoohoo]

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

I do love you, you know.

And you know how I feel, even if I'm terrible at saying it.

S

[celestialtacowhisperer]

Awwww

[themessangergod]

*CatAnon pets Hermes* Good God!

-🐈 (@exactly-that-cat-anon)

I-uh- what..?

*he sits there very confused*

[exactly-that-cat-anon]

*CatAnon continues to pet Hermes as a human would a pet — although this situation is the opposite*

You did such a good job!! You deserve a break, buddy

[themessangergod]

*he sits, enjoying the praise and, embarrassingly, the pets. The wing on his head start to flap not enough to make him fly but in the way to show he is happy*

[exactly-that-cat-anon]

*CatAnon smiles and grabs a treat from God knows where, giving it to Hermes as he continues to pet him*

Here buddy, for you to recover energy. You can't go so long without eating :c

*the cat says as he also grabs some pillows to form a sort of nest around Hermes, making sure to pick the cleanest and softest ones to make the Messenger God comfortable*

[themessangergod]

*Hermes is giggling. This treatment is so odd and out of the ordinary for him, so he isn’t really sure how to react*

What are you even doing Cat? Why all the nice treatment?

[exactly-that-cat-anon]

Whaaat what do you mean by it??

*CatAnon says while pretending not to know what Hermes is talking about, taking the opportunity to bring a delicious juice for the God to cool off*

I'm doing nothing!

*The cat says as he raises his paws in the air*

[themessangergod]

Uh huh. Are you sure this isn’t a trick so you can get something from me?

*he looks at cat raising an eyebrow*

[exactly-that-cat-anon]

absolutely! but uh- i'm curious now. what could i possibly get out of you with this?

*CatAnon asks genuinely as he sits next to Hermes, his body bringing an icy sensation*

it's just a kindness on my part, come on

[themessangergod]

You could get pets back thats it.

*he pats their head*

[themessangergod]

*puts 4 ice cubes down your shirt*

- cold guy ❄️🧊

AGH STOP DOING THIS GUYS I DON’T LIKE THE COLD

[brucebocchi]

i’m counting at least four dead giveaways and another obvious cop

[brucebocchi]

visible vest under his shirt

handcuffs in back pocket

hideous shoes that literally only cops wear

thin blue line wristband

backwards yankees cap

armband on his left arm almost certainly covering a blue line/punisher skull tat

guy on the right side of the photo also wearing a vest and same wristband on both wrists

[anarchopuppy]

The white armband is actually used by NYPD to signify to the riot cops which people in the crowd are undercover cops so they don’t get shot. Apparently they change the color daily, but no one else is showing up to a protest with a fucking armband like that so

[queeranarchism]

the black shoes, jeans, neutral shirt combo…

[queeranarchism]

I made a little visual

[cryptid-bitchh]

These undercovers will try and convince you to act violently/break the law just so they have an excuse to arrest you and use violence on protestors. Call them out as cops and don’t let them fool you or fellow protestors.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

If they don't provide us with the actual results of the ball toy pit mystery I will set something on fire.

[johnhwatsonblog]

Is Sherlock annoying on daily basis? Lol. How so then?

-ioshih…

Why do you ask?

Did you also know you can ask these kind of questions to ChatGPT?

It’s not sustainable to do so, but, yeah, I’m also exerting energy here.

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

Not only is it unsustainable, but it's also unreliable. Really, John, endorsing such a low-quality tool is beneath you.

[johnhwatsonblog]

It got sass, my love @artofdeductionbysholmes

[criminalisticonsultant-deactiva]

I need honest answer, are you actually able to grow stubble in few hours or did I just spot yo brother?

Lighting. Yes.

[criminalisticonsultant-deactiva]

i know what you are

Say it. Out loud.

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

Hi Sherlock, may I have some tips on how to take care of wavy hair? I used to wear my hair very short but recently I have let it grow. Wow, every morning when I get up, my head looks like a mushroom cloud. Just overwhelming. Thank you!

Hello.

Maintaining wavy — or, in my case, curly — hair requires more than just effort; it demands precision and discipline.

It's important to use high-end products to ensure your hair is always well-nourished and keeps its natural shine. I am talking about salon-grade shampoo and conditioner specifically designed for curly hair.

I have a very detailed hair washing process, including multiple rinses to ensure every product is fully removed. I leave the conditioner in for the exact recommended time.

Letting my hair dry naturally, makes it look messy. Therefore, I use a high-tech hairdryer with a diffuser attachment. Be aware that too much heat could damage the structure of your hair.

After that, I use a combination of curl creams, leave-in conditioners, and light gels to define the curls without making them too stiff. Each product is applied in small, precise amounts, and I take my time to distribute them evenly to avoid build-up. When circumstances allow, I'll section and hand-twist individual curls to fall exactly where they should.

I finish with a mist of a lightweight hairspray to keep everything in place.

This is something I do every 3 to 4 days.

In the mornings, upon waking, I use a hydrating curl-refresh spray to prepare my hair for detangling any knots or kinks caused by sleeping. I don't use a comb, only my fingers to loosen the hair enough to reshape it without disturbing the overall structure.

I then use a curl-cream to provide a bit of hold and definition. As a finishing touch, I run my hands through my hair one last time, shaking it out to create a natural messy, yet styled look.

Some may think this routine excessive (I'm sure John has his opinions on the matter @johnhwatsonblog), but I believe in attention to detail. Appearances, after all, can be useful when weaponised properly.

So, for anyone looking for a shortcut to dealing with curly hair — I suggest cutting it short. Otherwise, accept that precision takes time.

SH

[johnhwatsonblog]

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

Is— is that an invitation?

[johnhwatsonblog]

Do you need an explicit invitation?

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

Sorry it’s been a minute. About that dare to write a fan-fiction, you should write one of you and John.

Boring. John already writes about us on his blog.

[maybemaureen]

But those are real! In fanfiction, you can make happen whatever you want!

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

What I have with John is already all I want. Why would I need to make up anything new?

@johnhwatsonblog

[consult-sherlockholmes]

What's your Halloween costume? If you have one.

My Halloween costume is a black suit. And maybe some accessory.

[johnhwatsonblog]

I’m not an accessory!

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I didn't mean- doesn't matter you will see what I meant soon.

[johnhwatsonblog]

Why is your door locked? What are you hiding from me?

[consult-sherlockholmes]

The better question is why you are trying to snoop around in my room? Why are you trying to enter my room? Anything you hope to find there? You think I am hiding candy there or something?

[johnhwatsonblog]

It’s hardly snooping if I announce it.

Are you hiding candy?

[consult-sherlockholmes]

What's it's then if it's announced? A drugs candy bust?

There is only one way to determine that.

[johnhwatsonblog]

You’ll be in so much trouble.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

In trouble for what? Did I commit a crime?

[celestialtacowhisperer]

Awww, are they not the cutest??

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex