[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[victoria-pedretti]

Mean Girls (2004), dir. Mark Waters

[peggysrogers]

Same energy y’all.

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[jackhawksmoor]

ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like

ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window

[billie-eilish-crown]

[illuminosity]

team ‘enemies to lovers’ or team ‘friends to lovers’?

[jirosabu694206661997]

enemies to friends to lovers you fool you absolute buffoon

[notstevebuscemi]

Found this gem of a review on Amazon tonight.

[compulsivefarmer]

I keep picturing a middle aged woman trying to shoo a bunch of goats away with this and I’m crying from laughing so hard.

[pipistrellus]

doesnt scare goats in the least

[techtonicactivity]

farmer: This was pretty cheap I hope it works alright the goats: 

[somecutething]

This dog’s name is Wilo, while Wilo eats she likes to awooo in excitement for food.

[flippyspoon]

[longlivetiktok]

From @tarastevens2

[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.

Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]

[badderasser-deactivated20240715]

[fuks]

the best tiktok ever made

[ruffboi-mags]

dfnlfk; THAT PUPPY IS GOOGLING "AM I ADOPTED"

[cutepetsuwu]

My bread and butter!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[imaginedsoldier]

Target is where you go when you’re gonna try to restructure your entire life with 100 bucks, and you’re counting on a shoe rack, thumbtacks, a whiteboard, and new stationary to do it.

[imaginedsoldier]

Everyone in here is looking for forgiveness and they’re trying to find it in a tasteful desk lamp and minimalist day planner

[perrokallej3ro]

i’m fucking crying y’all