wut i m doin' to my life?

I' m just another trash)))

[zu-is-here]

ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

[lunnar-chan]

Zu, you’re absolutely delightful. I’m so glad you can feel them right, thank you so much. ♥

[souryellows]

[flourgremlin-deactivated2018072]

is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

[kittyperson]

is that one merman wearing jeans

[merelei]

means (mermaid jeans)

[ancnome]

A JERMAID

[thejemeofficial]

Merry jhristmas

[therealmnemo]

@more-aoe

[jagyularr]

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

[alkonoststorm]

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

[kintatsujo]

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

[mpuzzlegirl]

@tragicblueblood

[aredblush]

@pale-silver-comb

[kikkerje]

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

and  Snickerdoodle

but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

and then this awesome one - queen for a day

and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

[vampire-crimson]

i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

[biffelderberry]

@voldiebuns

[fishyandclintbarton]

Why does Mr Mertini look like Tony Stark?

[tinak0077-deactivated20230921]

Why is this so tacky but I like it I’m crying.

[opalboba]

Funny thing, we actually sell those raptors at my job

[heyjoshheytyler]

sideways scene (x)

[album1700]

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

[ragethegemini]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[elisparklequeen]

The way they all fell down.

[marauders4evr]

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

[annesmiless]

Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

[moniquill]

I don’t generally reblog ‘fitness’ stuff but gaddamn could I use some more arm strength.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

Push-ups are my worst nightmare. I can only do 44 before I pass out on the floor.

[maxxiegalaxy-deactivated2022032]

“I can only do 44” hahaha omg I can’t even do one.

[o-lascaux-o]

yes good

I was always frustrated how my P.E. teachers wanted all of us to go “all-or-none” and basically hurt ourselves without letting us build up from square-one like in the first gif.  Then they’d fuckin yell at us for not doing it right >:|

Knee-pushups is not square-one.

[arkilliandragon]

When I got my first personal trainer, she had me doing push ups almost standing upright in the weight lifting bars so that I could do 15 reps and 3 sets of them. It’s more about the technique of the push up, and if you’re pushing too much weight, you can’t exersize the correct muscles within their tolerances. This post is pretty important tto know cause of that.

[jhameia]

I was introduced to the knee push-up last year and it was such a fucking game changer. I had NO idea it was possible to work those same muscles just with a slight variation in position. 

[personal-scientist]

I wanna just verify that these are excellent for building strength, both as someone who took weights class in high school with a good teacher, and as someone who’s had a lifetime of physical therapy (not for my arms specifically, but I’ve spent a lot of time in sports medicine centers). And again, if the vertical one in the first gif is difficult, you don’t even have to lean into it like that. Start standing, and only lean as much as it takes you to lower towards the wall.

And remember, many exercises can be modified in this way! I did an image search for “modified pull up” and got exactly what I was looking for right away, which is this:

Doing pull ups on a lower bar, or from the straps with handles that gyms sometimes have (called the TRX - they can also be used to support yourself during squats and some balance exercises) is a lot easier than jumping straight into vertical pullups, and lets you build up that muscle with exercises that are still comfortable and safe for you, so you can do more sets of more reps.

As a general rule, always start with lower-strain exercises and practice good form before you work your way up. You don’t want to have to unlearn bad habits that could lead to injury later as the difficulty increases.

[jecook]

@imfemalewarrior I’m assuming you’ve seen this post but in case you haven’t—it seems like your kind of thing

[imfemalewarrior]

Here are push up and pull up progressions! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[peppervl]

Because I have serious issues with core strength and cannot do a sit up or a crunch without using muscles I shouldn’t and hurting myself, I looked up core exercises for beginners (because modified sit ups just have me ways to make it harder), and here’s what I found.

All from here, which also includes sit ups with the idea that you start up and don’t go all the way down.

[rosslynpaladin]

This stuff on the bottom is some of the stuff I do for physical therapy, can vouch for it

[dreemurr-skelememer]

heyyyyyy!! i remade an old video i made for frans week two years ago

been meaning to remake it for so long and im glad i finally did it!!

|| YouTube Link ||

[polyglotplatypus]

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

[polyglotplatypus]

ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds. 

(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Yes this!

Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)

And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).

Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).

Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.

Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.

You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.

Not even a little bit.

[angeredthoughts]

@tamberland

[zetarays]

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

[angelfire115]

[croxovergoddess]

My “draw the squad” memes so far

[croxovergoddess]

Also you can buy my Ref folder here 

Patreon

[croxovergoddess]

[croxovergoddess]

Updating with some newer ones!

[justinhubbell]

Website I Twitter I Patreon

Once again, thank you everyone for reading, enjoying, and sharing this comic.  Not just sharing in the sense of re-posting this comic, (which you should totally do) but also sharing your stories with me, letting my know how my comics have touched you.  It means so much to me.  Love ya! Stay tuned for more comics! <3

[justinhubbell]

It gives me tremendous joy to see people still reading this comic, and especially when they get something out of it.

Over the years I have faced many ups and downs, just like everyone else. Sometimes it really gets to me how mean people can be to each other. How mean I can be to myself. But for all the Level 1 Trans Fighters out there please know with acceptance, mindfulness, and self compassion I did in fact find my balance. Not a fast process. Basically a complete lifestyle change. Sometimes I lose that balance, sure. But when I choose to present my authentic identity? I’m objectively drop dead gorgeous. Here are a hand full of my looks. You’ll notice none of them are 100% masculine or feminine. Peace be with you. Thank you for reading. Thank you for being you. -J

[eternityentombed]

You deserve to feel comfortable, so don’t push yourself to go at a faster pace. It’ll hurt you more.

[buffjesusgooglesearch]

Reblogging both for stellar comic and wonderful mustache

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

always reblog! I love this comic, so very much. *offers all the kudos* Thank you for this, it continues to help a lot. You look amazing in those lipstick shades, by the way.

[whattaheckis]

(OMORIKUN)

[tenderribcage]

Some dad cosmo thoughts for the soul

[acewithgrace22-deactivated20210]

Hey @thorn-illustrations ?? I love you. And I love this. Like I legit started to cry

[tenderribcage]

Ajwkckskf Thank you!! DONT CRY FJWJC

[acewithgrace22-deactivated20210]

I HAVE TO CRY BECAUSE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR GOOD GOD DAMNED ART OF FAIRY ODD PARENTS BEING GOOD PARENTAL FIGURES TO TIMMY AND INSTEAD IM PRESENTED WITH F A N T A S T I C ART OF SAID ODD PARENTS, I am legally obligated to cry to show my joy and love. This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while

[tenderribcage]

THAN BOY HOWDY ARE YOU READY FOR THE AU IVE BEEN MULLING OVER FOR TUE LAST FEW DAYS BECAUSE ITS LEGIT ABOUT COSMO AND WANDA BEING TIMMYS FOSTER PARENTS ITS HELLA WHOLESOME

[arrozaurus]

how to draw a realistic steven

draw young danny devito

[arrozaurus]

[journal-three]

@its-a-gemfact NO!!!

[walking-on-a-scream]

YES

[diospore]

 Tried coloring it...

[arrozaurus]

I know im op but im......................

[andrewbiird]

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

[polyhorde]

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

[agent-absinthe]

These make me so happy

[missredherring]

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

[bilesandthesourwolf]

if i might add:

[demonicae]

This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

Sometimes things aren’t good. But this.

A masterpiece.

[lissachan504]

Perfect ending to  SIMULACRA

[pinkpiggy93]

HC: Crowley and Aziraphale stayed inside on a cold day and decided to just spend a comfy night watching movie. They watched "Call me by your name". The movie choice was Aziraphale's

[22o22]

I am very impressed   @fofufofu

[yoralim-deactivated20190412]

~//Smoke//~

[yoralim-deactivated20190412]

:’)

original G belongs to Borurou//inspiration from Junkpilestuff

[occinccin]

Absolute cuteness