so today I learned that zenyattaâs voice actor also auditioned for hanzoâs role
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so today I learned that zenyattaâs voice actor also auditioned for hanzoâs role
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Angela took another sip of wine, seemingly unaware of Moiraâs staring. âStunning,â she murmured. âAll of this, in the middle of a desert. If I didnât know any better Iâd think this was a natural lake.â
âWhat nature lacks, science can provide.â
âYou should put that on a fortune cookie,â Angela said cheekily.
Moira laughed, wondered how long it had been since someone could make her do that as easily as Angela could. âIâll take it under advisement.â
From the ff Mending Bridges by mercymain / @antivanarmadaÂ
The Tacoma Times, Washington, August 31, 1917
Bloodborne (2015)
The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didnât use the âGâ in Super Mario Galaxy?Â
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
The Moon landing was faked
Major words in Mario games have never used a G
please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible
What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers
@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?
y in mario party
this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing
your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu
there was a g in this one too tho
The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house
there is a bloody handprint on the door
There is somethung under the counter with the cups
Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee
Milk is $15
Ladyâs hand is a tentacle
the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind manâs plateâŚ
I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realizedâŚ
Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? Heâs either throwing up or eating an octopus.
I think his face is just tentacles.
The blind man has gills.
Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creatorâs site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artistâs name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920âs diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journalâs writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: â⌠and eyeball ⌠have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him ⌠all tentacles and teeth ⌠(obscured by cup) ⌠Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!â
Reblogging for the correct source (I didnât even notice the OP wasnât the artist oops).
âMom, why is my brother named Maes?â
âBecause your father loves his best friend and wanted to name your brother after him.â
âWhat about me?â
âEnough questions, .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol.â
A fan animation where Shuri wants real life reference for her Black Panther designs :)Â
https://instagram.com/p/Bd5nawsgbiJ/
Itâs okay! He just got really fluffy
Iâve never identified with something more than this
me reading this at 26
she is tired
the universe: okay, youâre a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so youâre free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, youâre a perfect pursuit predator but if thatâs the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
human:Â
THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST
the universe:
How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?
Because the warp drive doesnât actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.
it works like this
Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.
A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUEÂ
We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!
COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!
I love how mankindâs solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.
Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you canât go faster than the speed of light.
Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!
Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?
Mature is âand then they made love.â Explicit is âand hereâs how they did it exactly.â
To wit: mature.
He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.
God, heâd never been this hungry.
Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didnât want to damage it, didnât want to do anything heâd regret⌠but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.
Explicit:
The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: wonât you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelopeâs essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to followâ
Oh, he couldnât help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yesâŚ
Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh⌠oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.
He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.
Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.
omg THIS MADE MY MORNING.
well, this is something I didnât know i needed till I had it.
âand thought about addressesâ oh my
I never thought Iâd say this but itâs too early for this level of porn.
MAIL PORN
someone, somewhere, reading this:
All I got from this post is that op wants to fuck a letter
The shape of water (2017) dir. Guillermo del toro
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person: you're pretty cool!
me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed