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[adriles]

im not interested in glory through combat anymore. i do not want to be a part of this shit.

[adriles]

on the battlefield again

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

god you can't even keep the horrible barbie doll homunculus you built to house the angry ghost of a primordial goddess trapped in a block of ice for thousands of years anymore. because of woke. up. she ummm. oh fuck she woke up.

[hellenhighwater]

One of the things we used to do as kids that will forever be embedded as a strong sense-memory in my brain is on nights with a full moon in deep winter, my siblings and I would layer up in all our snow gear and march out onto the middle of the frozen lake, sit down in a circle and tell ghost stories. No flashlights, no lanterns, just the moonlight bouncing off acres and acres of white and the wind howling; the bite of sub-zero air and the stark clarity of starlight in a high frozen atmosphere. You tell yourself that nothing can sneak up to you on open ice but the snow snaking in the wind makes it seem like things are moving all around you, sneaking low and flat and casting strange pale shadows. Sometimes the snow made sound go dead and still but you could still hear the ice under it all, and the resonance of it made us speak in whispers only. And when our fingers and toes started to go numb and we ran out of stories, we'd slide-march our way back home over the ice again, and half-believe that whatever monsters we had made up were following us back over the endless ice.

[shadow-manor]

This is how religions get started.

[hellenhighwater]

whoever marches first must not turn their eyes from the light of home, and whoever is last must not look back, or that-which-walks-on-snow-with-no-sound will follow past the threshold, and your breath will go cold before you wake.

[narcissistcookbook]

fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now

[dogwithglasses]

Bougar

[satyrradio-deactivated20250513]

Bougar

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

[strawberry-crocodile]

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

[themainspoon]

Old Men when that egg wrap hits:

[toskarin]

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

[toskarin]

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

[toskarin]

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

[weepingchoir]

[teaboot]

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

[teaboot]

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

[pngblog]

[marxism-transgenderism]

Ice age woman making the first discovery of kink when she gets ambushed while out hunting by a woman from a neighboring clan who rips down her thick animal hide coat and hold a stone knife to her exposed chest saying in a language that she understands some but not all of the words of that she will skin her like an elk and she without thinking hits her with the 🥺 face

[marxism-transgenderism]

"What did she mean by this" it means I was thinking fondly about ancient lesbians with cnc kinks what the fuck do you think I meant

[marxism-transgenderism]

I must now take a moment to criticize my own post i made 30 seconds before falling asleep cause theres no way in hell some ice age chick was the first person who get kinky. When we talk about the ice age we typically mean like 20-30k years ago. Anatomically modern humans have been around for like 300k years, to say nothing of the hominids we evolved from. If you dont think we were doing shibari with hand woven rope made from wild grasses with neanderthals and denisovans you're fucking dreaming pal

[vividciggy]

Somebody play mitski the girls are being sad again

[jesterlavorres]

Beauregard Lionett The Fletching & Moondrop Traveling Carnival of Curiosities | The Mighty Nein 1x03

[excalibells]

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

[berrytart]

the character has problems… issues even

[sixthrock]

this is really one of the best images ever

[dudewheresmycock]

[that-house]

death to the surveillance state

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[kidsomeday]

My very first job was at Taco Bell, and most of us working there were horrible young adults with horrible young adult problems, but one of my coworkers was a woman in (I think) her 50s.

And us horrid young adults would ask her why she still worked at Taco Bell, because it was starter job and who would want to stay there forever? Her response?

“I make enough money to make sure I always have roses in my bedroom.”

This answer changed me as a person. It changed the way I thought about what makes someone successful, and made me step back and realize that I was so caught up in what I thought success and happiness should mean that I didn’t know what I wanted them to mean.

Which is to say that sometimes ambition is making enough money to keep fresh roses in your bedroom, and you should be able to do that working at Taco Bell.

[lokaror]

bad news about the new mineshaft in the third depths folks. shit is just chock full of goblins.

[thepleasuregoblin]

don’t see how that’s bad news

[lokaror]

bad news for us. im sure you guys are having a wonderful time. can we have the minecarts back. You guys arent even hauling ore with them

[thepleasuregoblin]

hauling goblins. you understand

[lokaror]

you are minecart racing.

[thepleasuregoblin]

sorry I’m gonna have to get back to you, got a situation down here. turns out you’re supposed to race carts that are on different tracks