feeling dizzy yet?

I'm Amelia. Art student/ actually 27 chameleons dressed up at a human

[synx]

[theweirdwideweb]

[pleatedjeans]

[clown-gf]

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

[i-am-a-fish]

like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

My shower curtain is glass

[i-am-a-fish]

well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

[feministism]

[goldenagc]

do it for her (amelia “mia” mignonette thermopolis renaldi, queen of genovia)

[bexalator58]

*princess

[goldenagc]

[parliamentrook]

the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls

[datcatwhatcameback-deactivated2]

Can I at least have some skulls?

[datcatwhatcameback-deactivated2]

NOTE:

Guys I… I think it actually worked. 0.0;

My deepest thanks to the amazing person who has enabled me to buy a Nintendo Switch as a random act of kindness. <3

(dunno if they want to be named or not)

[luvtonique]

Either one would be good right now, I could go for some Taco Bell and I spent my last skull getting the material for my costume yesterday.

[onlytwitterpics]

[zubbyzub]

[aceofstars]

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

[naamahdarling]

Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.” Which still works, TBH.

[homoamoeba]

[bemylova]

i😡😡😡😡😡wanna😡😡😡😡😡cuddle😡😡😡😡😡and😡😡😡😡😡😡watch😡😡😡😡😡spooky😡😡😡😡😡movies😡😡😡😡😡with😡😡😡😡😡you😡😡😡😡😡

[stimman3000]

i hate bansky but this is the funniest & best thing hes ever done

[princesconsuela]

[lifeispainfulandhilariousxx]

me lmao

[thegreatestale]

Me on The 1st of October:

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[sixpenceee]

Some 🔥🔥🔥memes I really wanted to share. 

[bllanchettcate]

Vladislav used to be extremely powerful.