A very special Magic Cake

27 | f  | stuff mostly |  bad at socializing | 

[muyingenioso-blog]

✐ since I lent you my surface

icb you people actually want these im emo!! | accepting

this one was the most fun yet, lol! te amo <3

[wonderworldmotion]

[xxx-mayoman-xxx]

[marsapartment]

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

[audible-smiles]

[cephalopod-demigod]

me before getting in the shower: nooooo don’t let the water touch me, i am a desert creature, dirty and free

me in the shower: lungs were a mistake. the sea is and always has been my home

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Bitchcoin

[p-nim]

[pi-la]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) dir. Robert Zemeckis.

[coxinyoface]

current acpc strategy: -hoard all the money -never make any furniture -buy only clothes because miitomo is dead and this is the only active alternative -never pay the birds the 10k i owe -take away everything at campsite and force the only minion i have to play the tambourine endlessly in a barren wasteland with no furniture or decoration whatsoever

[skittskitt]

Me: what do you mean im too clingy

Also me:

[flowercrownsylveon]

I’m sorry I can’t have a Christmas without this post on my blog

[dancing-cockroaches]

I’m sorry that dinosaur is just so cute

[ponyregrets]

pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live

[chiefguideandcentre-deactivated]

I feel so attacked right now

[ripndipcl]

[blcksprng]

:’(

[animated-axolotl]

[cheercaptain]

PSA: any sentence that follows the formula of “verb your noun” e.g “pee your pants” “kiss your wife” “water your plants” is code for “kill yourself” and if you receive such a message here on tumblr.com you should report it to the cyber authorities immediately 

[funnylime]

my mum: eat your vegetables!!

me, a 27 year old tumblr user: just say you hate mentally ill people

[tempestbays]

Me: I’m going to sleep early tonight.

Me at 3 am completing a request for Goldie:

[whatthenyan]

me n my plant gf

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf