WWGD

This is the world we live in. Conditions change and we mutate.

[bidergirl-deactivated20191114]

Trevor Noah IS a treasure.

[tylerposey]

David Castañeda & Robert Sheehan - The Umbrella Academy Red Carpet | HOLR Magazine

[yourfavelovestranswomen]

You love and support trans women!

[358-2-genders]

[deejay]

Avengers 4 (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]

[lovelyladylavie]

This is gonna be captain marvel and im gonna love every minute of it

[ruinedchildhood]

[boysbuttsandbulges]

[handheldfireflies]

Makes me want a hot dog real bad

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[charlie-is-my-constant]

I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.

[schneidery]

how are you feeling?

[reasonandempathy]

[imprettyodd]

[tallish-hobbit]

[strawberrykole]

the oscars are really dumb for not asking john mulaney to host. first of all, the internet loves him right now, and he’s thriving. second of all, his humor is great, relatable, and not degrading towards anyone. so basically, while surround yourself in controversy when you can have john fucking mulaney?

[secondstar-acorn]

Red Vines: *exist*

Me: don’t do it

My dumbass brain after all these years:

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[trash-slvt]

this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one

[parody-bit]

Augh, my tea!

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evans sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[bandmaiko]

[five-flats]

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

[chromolume]

reblog before december 17th

[go-go-gadget-nipples]

But they’re not female presenting

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

It’s a lady showing you some nipples. How much more female presenting can it get?

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you