How Old Is Your Soul?

I am a dreamer. I am a Momma. I am a fangirl. I am a work in progress.

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[greelin]

the middle finger while driving, as it turns out, does not provoke as strong of a rage as a thumbs down or an L on your forehead does

[greelin]

sat behind this guy while doing the L at a red light after he almost hit me and i really feel like he wanted to shoot me

[whenallsaidanddone]

I don't know for "safety purposes" and so that "Mom can keep her eyes on the road" my kids are ones giving you the finger. I feel like when my kiddos (single digit ages) flip you off it kinda hits a little harder

[filmnoirsbian]

Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats' bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they'd try to solve each other's murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid's murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said "Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy."

[filmnoirsbian]

Just finished writing this manuscript, the first story I ever started. 23 years in the making. Never give up, even if your mom calls you creepy 🖤

[whenallsaidanddone]

I'd read this in an instant and so would my husband who was an absolute Warriors fan...probably my kiddo too who recently got into Warriors and is a creepy kid himself.

[remanence-of-love]

[magellan-88]

Bitch....how dare you post this absolutely accuracy?

[bolontiku]

Haha it's true tho...

[magellan-88]

Yep. & I'm rather offended

[whenallsaidanddone]

I came here to scroll until my brain was numb not be called out thank you very much

[nat-20s]

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

[nat-20s]

A parent that welcomes you back home after things have fallen apart. A best friend whose voice alone who can make you relax. A spouse who convinces you to stay in bed an extra hour and leave the dishes for later. A stranger who sees you tired and gives up their seat on the train. Augh. The humanity of it

[impracticalmagics]

Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.

[cassmarieex]

this is so important

[iaiamothrafhtagn]

some people genuinely have trouble with never being told this. i am reblogging this post in case that includes any of you in my audience.

[pure-earth]

You’re missing the memories, not the person them self

[roughkiss]

You miss the person you thought they were, not who they turned out to be, and that’s okay.

[magellan-88]

@thenihilistofthevoid THEY COMING FOR MY DAMNED THROAT AGAIN!

[bambicest]

happy st paddy's day! ☘

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

AO3... is down.

[magellan-88]

So the spawn are at it again....I stepped into my room for a minute & all I hear is David rapid firing nerf darts & then immediately tearing through the house with Willa barreling after him (she's small but terrifying) & David's screaming "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!!" So yeah....injust stayed in my room. They can sort that out.

Seconds later I hear another few shots & David yelling "ow! What did I do?!" & Willa laughing like a little demon...apparently David shot the phone because his aim sucks, kid couldn't hit a bullet with the broad side of a barn but Willa is a deadly shot. Never misses. She of course shot him in retaliation & of course hit him. Someone send whiskey...they don't go back to school until Monday.

Somebody save me

@every-dayiwakeup @bolontiku @tilltheendwilliwrite

[bolontiku]

Ahahaha

[whenallsaidanddone]

Sounds like these two would fit right in with my two

[magellan-88]

They're absolutely unhinged. Willa is older by 2 years but David is bigger. & that kid ain't figured out he's bigger yet & Willa has tiny dog syndrome so when he pisses her off, he's terrified of her. They'll be fighting 1 second & cuddling the next.

[whenallsaidanddone]

Sounds just like mine, Bub maybe be older but Pickle is meaner and refuses to let him get away with anything. Those second Borns are always a wild card haha

[cheryllclayton]

Aww, rest in peace Hagrid 😔

[magellan-88]

So the spawn are at it again....I stepped into my room for a minute & all I hear is David rapid firing nerf darts & then immediately tearing through the house with Willa barreling after him (she's small but terrifying) & David's screaming "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!!" So yeah....injust stayed in my room. They can sort that out.

Seconds later I hear another few shots & David yelling "ow! What did I do?!" & Willa laughing like a little demon...apparently David shot the phone because his aim sucks, kid couldn't hit a bullet with the broad side of a barn but Willa is a deadly shot. Never misses. She of course shot him in retaliation & of course hit him. Someone send whiskey...they don't go back to school until Monday.

Somebody save me

@every-dayiwakeup @bolontiku @tilltheendwilliwrite

[bolontiku]

Ahahaha

[whenallsaidanddone]

Sounds like these two would fit right in with my two

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

fuck of a lot of you named your pets Loki

[witchbutkindaman]

[copiasratx]

OH GREAT HEAVENS

[unbetaedimagines]

[lord-momonga]

*September 1st on Tumblr*

[lord-momonga]

You can only reblog this once a year

[t-rexs]

Ok but imagine

it’s Sunday morning and you’re sitting on the counter top with your man standing in between your legs. He’s letting you shave his face and while you are staring intensely at his face cause you’re concentrated on not cutting him, his hands hold your waist or hips and he stares at you with so much love and a hint of amusement.

and that ladies and gents is my love language

[whenallsaidanddone]

Similar but he's sitting on the closed toilet lid because it's easier for you to get all the angles his hands on your hips just looking at you entirely awestruck you pull the razor back to make sure it's all lining up even and he just smiles closes his eye and kisses your chest/sternum/belly (or belly bump)/whatever's right there and a happy little breathe of I love you

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[kwistowee]

Join us; we have snacks!