[perhapsarat]

Harry you beautiful under appreciated golden boy

[ludaprilgate]

[ignisgayentia]

happy star wars day ya filthy animals

[hamsterfactor]

John Cho as William Shakespeare in Drunk History

[becketted]

“John Cho as William Shakespeare” must be the most beautiful string of words I’ve ever read.

[whenbowtieswerecool]

James: You live in Grimmauld Place, right?

Sirius: My parents live in Grimmauld Place. I live in the moment.

[ketterdam-archive-deactivated20]

The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter.

[urbanrogue]

[curiouswildi]

me too Michelle, me too

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

[dannielricciardo]

[fearnotthepen]

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

[lediableaquatre-deactivated2015]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[rdjlock]

Magic will not be forgotten.

[tsscat]

Netflix oh MY GOD

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

the hsm we deserved

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[whenbowtieswerecool]

harry potter rated by mentions of goats

philosopher’s stone: mentioned that a bezoar can be obtained from the stomach of a goat which would be pretty solid except its mentioned in the context of snape being a dick to some eleven year olds. the goats didn’t give up their magic healing kidney stones for this. 3/10

chamber of secrets: no mentions. 0/10

prisoner of azkaban: no mentions. 0/10

goblet of fire: both karkaroff and young dumbledore are described as having goatees, a type of facial hair that, unless you’re idris elba or brad pitt or someone, is probably best left to goats. first mention of my main man aberforth and his fondness for goats, though unfortunately phrased in a way that convinced half the readers he fucked a goat. 5/10

order of the phoenix: a nice bit foreshadowing in which the hogs head smells like goats. unfortunately, there’s also a mention of the giants eating dead goats. a harrowing image. -5/10

half-blood prince: harry reads the half-blood prince’s tip about bezoars and with some truly stunning information retention, remembers what snape said about them being an antidote to most poisons + coming from the stomach of a goat in their first ever potions lesson. i am so proud of him. harry uses this totally unprecedented feat of academic success to flunk out on doing any actual work and piss off hermione. worth noting that harry also uses a bezoar to save ron’s life, begging the question, would the wizarding world be ruled by voldemort and all of our faves be dead if it wasn’t for goats? the answer is yes. a monumental achievement for goats everywhere. we owe them so much. 20/10

deathly hallows: aberforth and his fondness for fiddling with goats returns. he apparently throws goat dung at people in times of stress- what a guy. a goat patronus saves the day by looking kinda like a stag if you squint a bit. aberforth reminisces about feeding the goats with ariana. a touching, bittersweet moment. all around a pretty good time for goats. 10/10

[junkiesangel]

[lena-luthor]