Sion

The Undead Juggernaut

[montydoodledump]

Sion as a Roommate comic #1

He yells so much, why?

Might do more, not sure    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Art by Montyglu

[tomo-tron]

As promised (to the folks on twitter mainly) I finished Odyssey Sion. Couldn’t handle the green and things so did a major colour change. Plus what with Kayn being all purpley and bluey I thought it made more sense. Coincidentally, when I was concepting for this, one of my first ideas (the second image) was mostly blues too. I think the new one looks a bit like robot chicken.

[ophibell]

Hey hi.

 I need a little cash to get me through to next week. If anyone would like a small doodle just send me your request with any size Ko-Fi donation! 

[Ko-Fi!]

[ask-riven]

// If this post gets to 30 notes I will do a Modern Riven AU for this next week.

[zelterxc]

creating aus like

[ophibell]

HEY NERDS GUESS WHAT: It’s an updated commission post. Amazing. Prices are still about the same, just bumped up a tiny bit. 

My current goal is trying trying to pay off my credit card a little faster so I can work towards other goals without that burden weighing over me. (While also helping pay bills and friends out should they need the boost <3)

WILL draw: - Fanart - Ocs  - Ship art - Suggestive themes - Nsfw - Furry art

WON’T DRAW:   - Abuse - Minor/adult ship art - (Some) Fetish art, ask for clarification if need be. - Hate art

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[Patreon] [Ko-Fi]

[primordialfire]

whendoesthekillingstart replied to your post: Gisha held up her metallic hand, examining the…

(They came undone cause she’s hot, clearly)

“It IS hot in here…” Gisha hiccuped as she aired out her partially unbuttoned blouse. “Surely you suffer from enough of your own chest sweat…” Her eyes scanned over the girth of his torso.

[whendoesthekillingstart]

Sion let out a grunt, then muttered, “Don’t sweat no more. Don’t feel the heat no more too.”

He grabbed a random pitcher, lifted it over his head, and dumped the contents into its mouth. Such a motion was delivered with a strange ease and grace, every last drop falling right into place. A testament to his muscle memory, and a display of how often he must have performed such an act in his old life.

The noxian frowned, lazily letting his arm drop back onto the table. He could barely feel the liquid slosh in his mouth and down his throat. He wasn’t sure what he was expecting. It was like swinging someone else’s axe- the motions were all there, and the result was the same, but the subtleties were missing, such as the weight of the weapon and how worn the grip was.

“Ain’t my problem if you’re hot. Easy fix for that. I don’t care about modesty.”

[primordialfire]

Gisha stopped mid sip, eyeing Sion with an uncertain look. She slowly set the drink down on the table, her expression slightly less subtle than the situation warranted. “I suppose-” she hiccuped loudly, spouting a small plume of fire. She didn’t acknowledge it at all. “My humor was lost on you. I don’t get hot easily. You’ll find my bosom unsweat-ed.” She snorted, blowing a bright fireball from her nostrils. “Er… sweatless. Or something.” Her head drifted slightly as she took another sip of what appeared to be her fourth pint.

“Y- You seem a little out of place here.

[whendoesthekillingstart]

“Joke don’t make much sense to me. Missing something. Or maybe its just another one of the holes in my thoughts again.” The undead reached out and grabbed yet another pitcher absently. Thankfully today was a lucid day, so the famous bloodlust was absent, but that left him unfocused. Passing memories of drinks after victories kept on clouding the giant’s thoughts. It was hard trying to focus on the other patron’s voice, though the sudden light and fire was starting to grab his attention.

“I seem out of place anywhere. Nothing makes much sense. ‘cept for when I got an axe in my hand and a target.”

[primordialfire]

whendoesthekillingstart replied to your post: Gisha held up her metallic hand, examining the…

(They came undone cause she’s hot, clearly)

“It IS hot in here…” Gisha hiccuped as she aired out her partially unbuttoned blouse. “Surely you suffer from enough of your own chest sweat…” Her eyes scanned over the girth of his torso.

[whendoesthekillingstart]

Sion let out a grunt, then muttered, “Don’t sweat no more. Don’t feel the heat no more too.”

He grabbed a random pitcher, lifted it over his head, and dumped the contents into its mouth. Such a motion was delivered with a strange ease and grace, every last drop falling right into place. A testament to his muscle memory, and a display of how often he must have performed such an act in his old life.

The noxian frowned, lazily letting his arm drop back onto the table. He could barely feel the liquid slosh in his mouth and down his throat. He wasn’t sure what he was expecting. It was like swinging someone else’s axe- the motions were all there, and the result was the same, but the subtleties were missing, such as the weight of the weapon and how worn the grip was.

“Ain’t my problem if you’re hot. Easy fix for that. I don’t care about modesty.”

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[ophibell]

A proper patreon post? What is this madness?

The bottom line is I hope to make my Patreon a second job. What am I doing? Making art, livestreaming said art, and even streaming games! 

Patrons have access to my feed, get frequent work in progress updates. Higher pledges have access to PSD files, and are entered into a drawing for a free sketch every month. 

Every month there will be a sketch request stream for all patrons. Complete with microphone for Q & A, and silly shenanigans. Because what kind of art stream doesn’t have shenanigans? I mean really, what kind of barbarian doesn’t have fun in their streams. 

Hope to see you on patreon!

[whendoesthekillingstart]

"Are you dead? Or like. What. What's up with this."

“Hrmmph. I don’t care for stupid questions. I want to go slaughter some more.”

[iconoclast-xayah]

whendoesthekillingstart:

iconoclast-xayah:

“Excuse you? I’ve seen plenty of death. And I grew up in a forest, so –yeah, I haven’t heard of you. You look like one of those guys from the Shadow Isles. I was just curious. Ya grump.”

“’Grump’? Lots of nerve for a maggot. Must have lived under a rock if you’ve never heard of me. I’ve turned hundreds of men into grist for the mill while alive. Now I can crush even more under my boot. Show the world true strength!”

“That sounds like a really boring and sad existence.  Now I kinda feel bad for you.”

[whendoesthekillingstart]

“I don’t need your damn pity! I don’t need rest, I don’t feel pain, just the glorious joy of slaughtering weaklings! I am Sion, the Juggernaut! I am and.. was... a great warrior...”

[whendoesthekillingstart]

"Are you dead? Or like. What. What's up with this."

“Hrmmph. I don’t care for stupid questions. I want to go slaughter some more.”

[iconoclast-xayah]

“How is that a stupid question? Look at you.”

[whendoesthekillingstart]

“Hah, never seen a corpse before? Must be another worthless cur who’s never dealt death before. Or just plain stupid. So, still worthless. Anyone with ears would know who I am, for all have heard of the might of Noxus.”

[iconoclast-xayah]

“Excuse you? I’ve seen plenty of death. And I grew up in a forest, so –yeah, I haven’t heard of you. You look like one of those guys from the Shadow Isles. I was just curious. Ya grump.”

[whendoesthekillingstart]

“’Grump’? Lots of nerve for a maggot. Must have lived under a rock if you’ve never heard of me. I’ve turned hundreds of men into grist for the mill while alive. Now I can crush even more under my boot. Show the world true strength!”

[whendoesthekillingstart]

"Are you dead? Or like. What. What's up with this."

“Hrmmph. I don’t care for stupid questions. I want to go slaughter some more.”

[iconoclast-xayah]

“How is that a stupid question? Look at you.”

[whendoesthekillingstart]

“Hah, never seen a corpse before? Must be another worthless cur who’s never dealt death before. Or just plain stupid. So, still worthless. Anyone with ears would know who I am, for all have heard of the might of Noxus.”

[whendoesthekillingstart]

"Are you dead? Or like. What. What's up with this."

“Hrmmph. I don’t care for stupid questions. I want to go slaughter some more.”

[ophibell]

I need to get back and forth to and from work and my gas tank is nearing empty! And as much as I’d love to take an entire week off to wait for payday, it’s just not going to happen. 

So name your price flash sketch commissions! 

Here are some examples of what I’m offering:

Just message me with what you’re interested in and your offer and we’ll talk from there! 

My paypal is [email protected] and I also have a Ko-Fi!

Thanks!!

[softstarlight]

( ✉ → sms ) eh elep me im [ERROR] and i dotn know whe re i [ERROR] (Mecha AU)

[OUTGOING MESSAGE]: Is your scout body malfunctioning? Keep calm I’m tracking your location.

@whendoesthekillingstart

[softstarlight]

whendoesthekillingstart:

[Outgoing Message] DAmAG3 1nStANC3S

[Outgoing Message] CANT D3f3nD

[Outgoing Message] AAAAAR [ERROR] GHHH

Sound of crumbling and falling rocks in the distance. Avalanche. Idiot wouldn’t sit still.

@hardofhearingmagi

[Outgoing] STOP OR YOU’LL KILL ME TOO.

He attackers were already dead. Their bodies littered, beaten and mangled. Mechanical pieces scattered all along the way. Something had damaged his sensors to the extent of them erratically popping up hostiles that never existed to begin with. 

[Outgoing] Oh my god you killed everything here already there’s nothing ALIVE here.

Idiot.

[whendoesthekillingstart]

[Outgoing Message] DAmAG3 St0P3D

[Outgoing Message] tHAtS ImP0SSibl3

[OutgoinG Message] TARG3TS Ar3...

[Outgoing Message] ....

[Outgoing Message] ...SuGG3St10N AkN0Wl3Dg3D...

[Outgoing Message] AWAItING 3xtrActI0N...

[softstarlight]

( ✉ → sms ) eh elep me im [ERROR] and i dotn know whe re i [ERROR] (Mecha AU)

[OUTGOING MESSAGE]: Is your scout body malfunctioning? Keep calm I’m tracking your location.

@whendoesthekillingstart

[whendoesthekillingstart]

[Outgoing Message] caNOT conf [ERROR] hoSTIles loCATIOns

[Outgoing Message] BU RIed ?

[Outgoing Message] DaR k IMMobi le

[Outgoing Message] WH y can NT I Mo VE 1?

[Outgoing Message] [ERROR]kinG MOvE

[softstarlight]

[Outgoing]: Sit put! Please listen to me for once!

She had to be getting close now, there were corpses of androids and organics alike littered about. She would just have to follow the trail.

[whendoesthekillingstart]

[Outgoing Message] DAmAG3 1nStANC3S

[Outgoing Message] CANT D3f3nD

[Outgoing Message] AAAAAR [ERROR] GHHH

Sound of crumbling and falling rocks in the distance. Avalanche. Idiot wouldn’t sit still.

@hardofhearingmagi