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YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Love Begins
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trying on a metaphor
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Just found my notebook from a couple of years ago when I wrote a haiku for everyone (well, most of them) important who I'd slept with or dated. Sounds so silly but it's so interesting to read back, especially realising that they were all written before I'd ever really experienced any real form of heartbreak. But some of them are still really raw and I'm kinda amazed at how much emotion you can capture in 17 syllables.
by Will Fuller
Don’t hire this cleaning service
i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do
there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey were actually composed by a variety of poets through an oral tradition rather than just by one poet, so what if the homeric texts are actually just a very long game of D&D
homer, the dm: okay achilles, agamemnon has just taken away your war prize, what do you want to do achilles’ player: i roll to have a diplomatic conversation with agamemnon achilles’ player: *rolls a 1* homer: you throw the staff of speaking at agamemnon’s face and storm off to sulk with your boyfriend
Homer, the DM: Your beautiful Patroclus is dead. What do you do? Achilles’ player: I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: You can’t fight everyone. How would you even– Achilles’ player: *rolls a 20* I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: *sighs* Fine. You cut a path through the Trojan army, enemy dead strewn in your wake. Achilles’ player: How many? Homer, the DM: …lots. Enough to clog the friggin’ river with bodies. Achilles’ player: I fight the river. Homer, the DM: You. can. not. fight. the. river. Achilles’ player: *reaches for dice*
Homer, the DM: Okay guys, so the war’s over, you had a bunch of losses but you won in the end. Time to go home, let’s roll to see who gets there firs—
Odysseus’s player: I got a critical failure.
Homer: The cyclops asks you who you are. What do you do?
Odysseus’s player: I say, “Who me? I’m nobody.”
Homer: Roll for deception.
Odysseus’s player: I got a natural 20.
Homer: The cyclops now completely believes that your name is Nobody. He shouts for help from the other cyclops but they ignore him because he’s telling them that “Nobody hurt him.”
Odysseus’s player: FUCK yes
Next couple of weeks are literally gonna kill me It’s the 5th July, I worked today and I now don’t have a single day off until Saturday 15th July when I’m going to my close friend’s wedding (I’m also going to a wedding and a hen do this weekend but I’m working both days either before/after) ….. so then after a 10 day straight of work I come back from Mollie’s wedding and it’s straight into graduation week which is our single busiest week of the year so I’ll probably be working a gazillion hours that week too and all in all I’m just going to disappear into the ground soon
When your racism conflicts with your misogyny.
So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”
Absolutely zero context required
@ozzery
I just found a back stitch alphabet where tiny cats in various poses make up the letters and I don’t think I’m ever going to use another font for the rest of my life.
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honestly one of the most friggin hilarious things about bob’s burgers is how drastically the scale of the story-lines fluctuates. like some episodes are so everyday, sit-com mundane; gene joins the cheerleading squad, tina goes on a date, linda gets another job, something funny happens at the school or the restaurant
but then some episodes are preposterously dramatic?? the family gets trapped on a crazy cruise ship or they have to fly and crash land a plane or mr fischoeder’s brother TIES BOB AND MR FISHOEDER TO THE PIER TO MURDER THEM SO HE CAN INHERIT AND SELL THE AMUSEMENT PARK
and you never know if you’re gonna get an episode where the plot revolves around a grill not working properly or, like, bob gets threatened by the mafia
also some episodes are inexplicably musicals
Amy Winehouse photographed by Nichola Richards, 2003
I'm on my way to London and in 25 mins I will be seeing Misha for the first time since we broke up (I mean we broke up on the phone so technically it's the first time since before we broke up....aka, since Paris hahah) and I am equally excited and nervous and gah
Things I’ve learned today a) I’m a pussy of the highest order b) Stick n pokes are ouchy
