make me sparkle.

[whenindoubt-addglitter]

What’s the point of going on vacation if you’re just gonna text your boyfriend the whole time

[whenindoubt-addglitter]

What is it going to take for someone to tie my hands above my head and fuck the shit out of me

[whenindoubt-addglitter]

You know maybe i do wanna be fucked like a little pig

[whenindoubt-addglitter]

what about not wearing pants makes me wanna touch myself

[lukecastellan]

[whenindoubt-addglitter]

Idk why I watch euphoria it just makes me horny

[christophernolan]

#what a century 2020 has been 

[pedro-reed]

The Marvel Cinematic Universe throughout the world

[youcancallmeaddy]

[balkavanozum-deactivated2022032]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[kingjaffejoffer]

There’s really nothing more defeating than sliding in some pussy on that first stroke

….. and you just feel it immediately …..

“its gonna be a short night… what am i going to do?”

“… is this bitch gon start trippin???”

“maybe if I take it out and slap it on her ass a few times”

“…. damn that only bought me an extra 8 strokes, back to square one”

“start thinking about spiders. yeah imma think about spiders”

“if she keep throwing it back just fake like you got a leg cramp”

[wh0isnerd]

Boy

[britheshedonist-deactivated2024]

wow my ex used to always get a leg cramp and I just thought he needed to stretch before sex or some shit

[kingjaffejoffer]

[theblacktroymcclure]

The leg cramp is an advanced stall tactic.

Pro level moves include:

Pulling out and Eating the pussy and buying yourself extra an extra 5 minutes

Pulling out and pretending you want her to beg for it but in reality you 3 strokes over your stroke limit.

And ELITE niggas will just bust and adopt the “I got mine you better find yours” tactic but I’ve never been bold enough to try that

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

[wtfced]

the most elite maneuver is to pull out and tell her to ride you by the time she stop complaining and sits on the dick you rejuvenated and got a full 30min

[hoodniggashit]

LMAO^

[trillreconizetrill]

ayoooooo!!!!! lol

[wheredoyougofromhere]

Lmaooo where the lies at

[teechanell-deactivated20191224]

It all makes sense now 🤔

[baydreamz-deactivated20201111]

😂😂😂😂

[from-93-till]

😂😂😂 the last comment

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Woooooow y'all fake 😭

[ebthequeen]

It….all makes sense….oh my gah.

[chief-eazy]

but the second go around, it’s like the pussy leveled up. now you don’t know if you want to pull out or become a father

[telvi1]

😂😂😂😂

[packtheammo2]

Throw this entire post away

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

The comment with the spongebob gif is too  accurate

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Lmfaooooo all of this made me laugh

[kimreesesdaughter]

Until you get a girl who loves to ride…😈

[kzmfotb]

^^^^^

And it’s fucked up cause you pulled out already and once she get on she’s NOT STOPPING 😩

You start thinking about Baby names, homeschooling & what type of hair care products yo children finna need because she bouncing like she definitely wants twins

You done told her you bust 39 Bounces ago and now the Pussy Mariana Trench level moist and you there like :

[kimreesesdaughter]

All facts!!

[breezyfbabii]

😂💀

[spanish-g0ld]

lmfaoooooooooo 😂😂

[jusjuju]

All moves included

[viewsfromthesips]

Y'all are hell! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[tkthegoddess]

The way my soul cackled!!!😂😂😂

Except, there’s NOTHING “elite” about a man who doesn’t GAF about his partner’s satisfaction.

Otherwise, this post was

I say it all the time, you gotta know your stroke count, and be able to adjust for those unseen variables. Ionthink this post touched on what happens if you get fire head beforehand! If pussy alone gotcha like this… Shiiid!!!😏 😂😂😂💋

[vamploverrr]

“She bouncin like she wants twins” I CANT 😂😂😂

[yaadqueen82-deactivated20220515]

This shit ALWAYS gives me life! Lmao

[afterblossom]

The Last Palpatine

an one-shot comic

[whenindoubt-addglitter]

Stomach, can you figure it out?

[whenindoubt-addglitter]

Trust me, I fight to be punished.

[mikaeled]

Behind the scenes of Birds of Prey (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

[whitepeopletwitter]

[themoufofthesouth]

[avadcniels]

CHILLING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA ⇢ 2x05

Nick! Hey, babe. Are you okay? Is that the manifesto? It is. Had to fight off a giant squid for it, but anything for you.